""You can say you tried to stop your machine's malfunction all you want, but this still started with you, you know... doing bad things." (Reminding Vlad that the events of the Campaign happened all because of him)"

""I certainly hope you're ready to make amends." (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)"

""I say with a high degree of certainty that I'll beat you again, no matter what you have planned." (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)"

""I believe I've won, and all the data seems to support this hypothesis." (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)"

""Destroy the universe? What is it with these bad guys and destroying the universe?!" (After Clockwork warns him about Vlad's plans)"

""I hope you have a good explanation for doing that. Even I don't get it." (Asking why Clockwork lured him into a fight with Vlad's clone)"

""I see. I don't approve of your methods but appreciate what you're trying to do." (Understanding why Clockwork sent him to fight Vlad's clone)"

""Aha! So the plot is even more fiendish than I'd calculated!" (First meeting with the evil Clockwork)"

""As thrilling as "end of my days" sounds... it's not for me. I'll be going home now." (Refusing Clockwork's demands to return to the Timeless Stardial)"

""The ghost who brought us here has gone bad. How do we beat him AND get home? It's quite a conundrum." (After the evil Clockwork disappears)"

""I believe he's thrown down the gauntlet. And I'm ready to pick it up!" (After his second meeting with the evil Clockwork)"

""Destroying things is like cotton candy. You get the sugar rush but feel empty afterwards. How about we head back to the Timeless Stardial? That's the only way to cure yourself of the effects of that machine." (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""You've certainly lost your grip, haven't you?" (Before starting the final battle against Clockwork)"

""Time waits for no one, but I wish it had waited for me to win!" (If he loses the fight against Clockwork)"

""I really don't think it's in my best interests to keep fighting for your amusement." (Rematch against Clockwork)"

""So you don't want to play fair, do you?" (After Clockwork uses his powers to refill his health bar)"

""I think I'd rather gargle liquid nitrogen!" (After powering up before delivering the final blow against Clockwork)"

""I did it. You're free of that evil ghost's influence." (After defeating Clockwork and freeing him of the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""It would have been nice to know before this all started!" (Telling Clockwork he should have been honest about succumbing to the mind-altering effects of Vlad's machine)"

""It was fun battling you and all, but now, I gotta blast!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)"

""Amazing! Now I've got to invent a snail translator device!" (when talking to Gary)"

""Excellent craftsmanship. But... I would have helped, you know..." (After receiving the energy dampener from Nora Wakeman)"

""This is very confusing. Logic tells me that if I'd won, I wouldn't still be here." (Wondering why he returned to the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""I guess this is the same as everything else in life: we have no choice by to endure it till it's over." (battling player)"

""Conflict. Battle. Unending suffering. Must be Tuesday." (battling player)"

""Finally, I can think for myself again. And if I can think, I can brood!" (when unlocked)"

""Two words: jellyfish attacks!" (before fight)"

""I guess this is what I get for being a pescatarian." (after losing)"

""Failure. It wasn't an option." (after win)"

""And here I am without my motion sickness pills." (before fight)"

""I guess failure was an option that time." (after losing)"

""I won? Trust me, I'm just as surprised as you are." (after win)"

""Give me a moment, and I'll try to be scared." (before fight)"

""I guess I blew it." (after losing)"

""Can I get back to Vampires of Melancholia now?" (after win)"

""How in Hades handbag did I get here?" (before fight)"

""Once again, your musical brilliance has put me to shame." (after losing)"

""If I had a heart, it would be swelling right now." (after win)"

""Oh great. This guy's doom is harshing my doom. Can't have that." (first encounter)"

""It could be worse. I could be a mayfly." (after losing)"

""Oh my. I'm so scared. I'm shaking. No, that's just a rare giggle I'm holding back. Get real." (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)"

""I'd feel sorry for you if I could feel sorry for anyone other than myself." (first encounter, after win)"

""So it wasn't the real ghost after all? Shocker." (finding out Vlad was a clone)"

""Oh great." (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)"

""I hope you're the real thing. That clone thing is so "last rewind."" (Confronting Vlad for the second time)"

""Well, let's just say growing up with so many siblings... I've learned to be patient." (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)"

""Don't take it so hard. I know about losing. Except, I don't have evil plans like you. So it's been fun... but can we go home now?" (After defeating Vlad for the second time)"