"Dagget:"He interrupts my nap and doesn't expect us to do something about it?" Norbert:"Yeah, what's up with this guy and all this conquering business? Someone needs to chillax." (first encounter)"

"Dagget:"I can't believe it. He kicked our butts!" Norbert:"We'll be all right. We've got our Beaver Survival Kit, right?" (after losing)"

"Dagget:"Oh no you don't. You're the one who brought us here. You should be begging us! OR me, at least." Norbert:"Hey! I like to be begged too. I mean, who doesn't?" (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)"

"Dagget:"Whattaya know? I did it. Regular ole Daggett beat the bad guy." Norbert:"Uh, aren't you forgetting someone, Dag?" (first encounter, after win)"

"Dagget:"Oh, well, doesn't that take the cake. Now... I want cake." Norbert:"Not a bad idea, Dag. But I vote for chocolate. Or maybe red velvet..." (finding out Vlad was a clone)"

"Dagget:"Aaaaahhh!!!" Norbert:"Mommy!!!" (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)"

"Dagget:"May the best man win. Although technically none of us are men. But you won't beat us!" Norbert:"That's right. So don't count your chickens before they're hatched, buster. Unless you got x-ray eyes or something." (Confronting Vlad for the second time)"

"Dagget:"If ya admire us so much, why don't we at least call it a draw? I'd accept that. What about you, Norb?" Norbert:"Sure. I mean if he's such a fan, what's the point of fighting? Heads up, we do charge for autographs." (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)"

"Dagget:"I warned you that you were messing with the wrong beavers. Now stop whatever silly evil plan you had and let us outta here!" Norbert:"Dag's right. As the loser, you have to leave the poor universe alone and send us all back to where we came from." (After defeating Vlad for the second time)"

"Dagget:"Just when I thought it was over in the good way, it's over in the bad way. Um... save us?" Norbert:"Er, yeah, time ghost? We could use a hand here! And not the kind on your face!" (Asking Clockwork to save them after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)"

"Dagget:"And you're getting on my last nerve! And I was saving that one for Norbert!" Norbert:"Oh you won't like it when Daggett gets mad. I mean he's gonna go loco on you!!" (Confronting Vlad for the third time)"

"Dagget:"You done yet? I think we're on the clock here." Norbert:"Wake me when it's over, won't ya, Dag?" (Refusing to listen to Vlad)"

"Dagget:"Awww... did we break your machine?" Norbert:"Take it from us... it's time for you to give up. We do it all the time!" (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)"

"Dagget:"Oh well, Norb... here we go again!" Norbert:"Ugh. I thought by now we could just go on vacation or something. Haven't we earned it?" (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)"

"Dagget:"Oooo... I am so scarabee! You're done for, ghost." Norbert:"You messed with the bull and got the horns. Think you'd better send us home now." (After defeating Vlad for the third time)"

"Dagget:"Hey, Norb, are you seeing what I'm seeing?!" Norbert:"I am and I wish I wasn't. Hey universe! Stop that! We saved you!" (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)"

"Dagget:"Hm... look who's here, Norb. There goes the neighborhood..." Norbert:"Ugh. I don't like the idea of him being here any more than I like mashed potatoes in my undies." (Asking Vlad why he is in the Timeless Stardial)"

"Dagget:"Don't try and pull a fast one on us, ghost. We won!" Norbert:"Sorry if that's some sorta newsflash for ya, but that means we'll be sent home any second now." (Wondering why Clockwork would leave them and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)"

"Dagget:"Let the universe be destroyed? We couldn't do that." Norbert:"Of course not! But... uh... there IS a financial reward involved, isn't there?" (Talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)"

"Dagget:"You? Fix anything? That's a laugh." Norbert:"Except your dastardly deeds are no laughing matter." (Doubting Vlad's intentions)"

"Dagget:"I find that hard to believe." Norbert:"Me, I find it impossible to believe!" (After Vlad insisted he was going to fix his machine)"

"Dagget:"You're quite the storyteller, aren't you?" Norbert:"Where's a campfire when you need one?" (After hearing Vlad's side of the story)"

"Dagget:"I hope you've seen the error of your ways, ghost." Norbert:"Destroying the universe isn't what respectable people do!" (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)"

"Dagget:"Some ghost I know apparently didn't learn his lesson." Norbert:"So sad. Well, if need be, and it doesn't interrupt our nap, we'll come back and stop him again." (Telling Vlad they'll keep beating him in future encounters)"

"Dagget:"That was nuts!" Norbert:"Yeah... good thing we stuck together!" (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)"

"Dagget:"We can't let that happen. But... uh... how do we stop that from happening?" Norbert:"I guess beating a ghost clone isn't the way. It's a conundrum, Dag." (after Clockwork tells them that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)"

"Dagget:"Hey! I got myself all out of breath for nothing?" Norbert:"You're lucky. I think I strained a calf muscle." (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)"

"Dagget:"Will you get a load of this guy, Norb? Who lies about a ghost clone?" Norbert:"Honesty is a two way street, my friend. Wait... is it a crosswalk?" (Clockwork apologising for his deception)"

"Dagget:"Oh boy. Look at that glow, Norb. That can't be good." Norbert:"Nope. And hate to say it, but pink ain't his color." (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)"

"Dagget:"You think after all this we'd listen to anything you'd say?" Norbert:"Have you met us, buddy? Tell ya what, how'bout you stay in your nice little Stardial and we go home?" (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)"

"Dagget:"Man, Norb... I thought the other ghost was scarabee!!" Norbert:"I don't wanna fight any more scary ghosts, Dag. Can we go home now?" (After Evil Clockwork disappears)"

"Dagget:"If he thinks he can scare us talking like that... he's right." Norbert:"But we shouldn't let that stop us like it normally does. Whattaya say we go pay that ghost a visit"? (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)"

"Dagget:"You're gonna blow a gasket if you keep going like this." Norbert:"Yeah, isn't there a nice fix-it lady in the Timeless Stardial who can help out? I know... let's go back there!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"

"Dagget:"Get a load of this guy, Norb. He's madder than a march hare." Norbert:"And it's not even March!" (Before starting the final battle with Clockwork)"

"Dagget:"Desperate times call for desperate desperateness." Norbert:"You've got that right." (After being defeated by Clockwork)"

"Dagget:"We can't keep going in circles like this, buddy." Norbert:"I know I'm getting dizzy. How 'bout we stop fighting and call it a day." (Rematch with Clockwork)"

"Dagget:"I'm beginning to think this guy isn't on the up and up." Norbert:"Oh, now you notice?" (Clockwork replenishes his health bar)"

"Norbert:"You wish to fight, mon frere?" (Being granted the power to defeat Clockwork)"

"Dagget:"Well, looks like we saved the day." Norbert:"Just in time for him to save us!" (Freeing Clockwork from mind control)""

"Dagget:"Why didn't you just tell us that to begin with?" Norbert:"Did you think we couldn't handle the truth? We can handle the truth!" (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)"

"Dagget:"In the name of Mike Gerard's overbuilt truck, cease and desist!" Norbert:"That's right! I insist on the desisting!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)"

"Dagget:"That creature. It's trying... to communicate... with us." Norbert:"I knew I should have studied Snail instead of Spanish." (when meeting Gary)"

"Dagget:"Look at me! I'm a super spy!" Norbert:"What are we supposed to do with it again?" (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)"

"Dagget:"What gives? I thought we'd be home by now." Norbert:"Something tells me there's more afoot in this tale!" (Finding themselves in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""Mess with the cat, get the claws." (battling player, also used when Garfield is granted the power to defeat Clockwork)"

""You're almost more irritating than Monday" (battling player)"

""Not being in control of my mind was horrible! Luckily, I had full control of my stomach." (when unlocked)"

""I guess there's no avoiding this." (before fight)"

""That'll be the day a cat doesn't finish off a fish." (after win)"

""This must be a trick because it sure isn't a treat." (before fight)"