""I should be home by now. Didn't I win? It sure looked like I did. Until, well, it didn't." (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""I cannot... no, I will not follow the beaten path trampled by the masses!" (battling player)"

""Pew! When was the last time you took a bath?" (Battling player)"

""Well wasn't that interesting, being mind-controlled and all? Can't say I'd want to do that again." (when being unlocked)"

""Oh dear. Nice Fishy Or maybe... not so nice." (before fight)"

""It's bad enough that I lost... but that hurt!" (after losing)"

""I had to beat you. What would Spunky do without me if I'd lost?" (after win)"

""Excuse me, Mr. Ghost. Are you about to do something... not nice?" (before fight)"

""I knew this was dangerous and it was!" (after losing)"

""I get to keep my soul! Isn't that lucky?!" (after win)"

""My, what big claws you have, Mister." (before fight)"

""There's nothing to do here." (after losing)"

""What in the hello? I do believe I've won!" (after win)"

""This almost makes me nostalgic for when I was attacked by wild lobsters." (before fight)"

""Well, that was a bunch of rubbish!" (after losing)"

""Maybe if I performed the Heimlich maneuver..." (after win)"

""Um, excuse me... but isn't this all rather... uncalled for?" (first encounter)"

""That was a very dangerous day!" (after losing)"

""I would kneel, but I wouldn't want to scrape my knees, you know." (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)"

""Well look at that. Nice guys don't always finish last after all. Unless... you're not actually a nice guy, are you?" (first encounter, after win)"

""How rude! I would think if you were really a ghost clone, you'd just say so." (finding out Vlad was a clone)"

""Aaahhhh!!" (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)"

""I do hope we can put this whole awkward "destroying the universe" business behind us." (Confronting Vlad for the second time)"

""Why that's very kind of you to say so. I'll still have to beat you though, you know." (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)"

""Oh look at that. I guess this means your days of evil scheming are over. Just one thing... can you send us home now?" (After defeating Vlad for the second time)"

""Oh dear. Victory day is a very dangerous day. Now what will I do?" (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)"

""I see your point but one little thing: you are quite the bad baddie!" (Confronting Vlad for the third time)"

""My, what an intimidating and painfully long speech!" (Refusing to listen to Vlad)"

""Sorry about the machine. Had no choice, really. So how about being a good sport and you know... surrendering?" (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)"

""Let's not get back on this merry-go-round, mister. Take it from me, they can be dangerous!" (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)"

""Oh dear. I'm afraid it was unavoidable. I do want to get home and stopping your evil plan seemed to be the only way." (After defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""Oh dear. I don't like the look of that at all." (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)"

""Oh my... excuse me, Mr. Ghost. But... what brings you here?" (Asking Vlad why he is in the Timeless Stardial)"

""Um, excuse me, but what exactly do you mean "trapped?" If you're here, then I beat you and saved the universe after all." (Wondering why Clockwork would leave him and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)"

""I'm not one to toot my own horn, but I am glad I could help save the universe and all..." (Talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)"

""You're saying you didn't want everything to go boom? I find that hard to believe." (Doubting Vlad's intentions)"

""It's hard to believe that you were trying to help, you know." (After Vlad insisted he was going to fix his machine)"

""Nice try, but that doesn't change the fact that you took control of my mind." (After hearing Vlad's side of the story)"

""I do hope you're ready to make up for what you've done." (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)"

""You really shouldn't do that, but if you do... I feel pretty good about my chances against you." (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)"

""Wow! This was great!" (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)"

""Spunky!!!" (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)"

""This is a fine mess. Now you've got me all out of sorts." (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)"

""Now that is just plain rude. Appreciated, I guess, but rude!" (Clockwork apologising for his deception)"

""Oh my, you're looking a little pink there, my friend..." (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)"

""That is quite a generous offer, but who'll feed Spunky? Thank you, but I think I'll return home instead." (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)"