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April 10, 2026
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"Marguerite Moreau - Connie Moreau"
"Ty 'O Neal as Dwayne Robinson"
"He's never coached. They've never won. Together they'll learn everything about winning!"
"Jesse Hall: [to Gordon] Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? We ain't buyin' nothin'! Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!"
"Garette Ratliff Henson - Guy Germaine"
"Jussie Smollett - Terry Hall"
"J.D. Daniels - Peter Mark"
"The puck stops here! The Mighty Ducks are back."
"Aaron Schwartz - Dave Karp"
"Michael Tucker as Tibbles"
"Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway"
"Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!"
"Margo Finley as Linda"
"Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau"
"Elden Henson as Fulton Reed"
"Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks"
"Brandon Adams as Jesse Hall"
"Shaun Weiss as Greg Goldberg"
"I hate kids. They're barely human."
"Heidi Kling as Casey Conway"
"A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn."
"Aaron Lohr as Dean Portman"
"Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler"
"Scott Whyte as Scott "Scooter" Holland"
"How long does it take to score a goal? Less than a second! That means no puck is safe if you can't play defense! Now get this: I don't give a damn how many goals you score; I want one thing on your mind: zero! As in shutout!"
"David Selby as Dean Buckley"
"Danny Tamborelli - Tommy Duncan"
"Justin Wong as Ken Wu"
"Eldon Henson - Fulton Reed"
"It's a damn good thing I'm not your coach! Now get your team outta here, now! Varsity team, out! Let's go!! Move it!!"
"Christopher Orr as Rick Riley"
"Lane Smith - Coach Jack Reilly"
"Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay"
"Shaun Weiss - Greg Goldberg"
"Matt Doherty - Lester Averman"
"Joss Ackland - Hans"
"Scott Whyte as Gunnar Stahl"
"Gotta get up early if you wanna hunt goose eggs!"
"Coach Jack Reilly: Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was."
"They can't skate. They can't win. They can't be serious."
"Josef Sommer - Mr. Gerald Ducksworth"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, GUYS!!"
"Michael Cudlitz as Cole"
"Brandon Adams - Jesse Hall"
"Joshua Jackson - Charlie Conway"
"Well, congratulations. You just forfeited whatever mental edge you might've had over the Varsity. Now they know they own you! This isn't the pee-wees; your little Duck tricks are not gonna work at this level! Now, for the last time, stay away from the Varsity!! And get those Duck jerseys off right now. Come on, get 'em off! Right now. The Ducks are dead."