"There's plenty of girls out here that would love to be your girlfriend, okay? You're charming, you're talented, you got a big dick. Just go be with one of them."

"Chris Fowler as TV Sports Commentator (Atlanta 2019)"

"Toshizo Fujiwara - Ryoh Mukai, Chunichi Dragons No 2"

"Ken Takakura - Uchiyama"

"Tom Selleck - Jack Elliot"

"Aya Takahashi - Hiroko Uchiyama"

"He's the biggest thing to hit Japan since Godzilla."

"An inspirational baseball movie."

"Dennis Haysbert - Max "The Hammer" DuBois"

"[in Japanese talking to players during a lull in training] I would like to apologize to you all. From now on, I would like to make an effort, to be a real member of the team. And between us, I'd like to build... a chopstick [Yoji signals him to speak that last one differently] ..an edge. A bridge? Build a bridge of friendship. [bows deeply to the team]"

"Toshi Shioya - Yoji Nishimura"

"Steve Eastin as Shark's Manager."

"Jim O'Heir as Art."

"Brad Hunt as Carnie."

"Jack Warden as Chubb."

"Bill Cobbs as Tipton."

"Jay Caputo and Denise Cheshire as Ed."

"Jim Caviezel as Dizzy."

"Doren Fein as Liz."

"Jayne Brook as Lydia."

"[as Ed's trying to get in the house pretending to need the bathroom] How dumb do I look? You wanted to play hardball remember? There's a sandbox down there so go pee your socks off, and quit banging on the door. [closes the door and Ed breaks it down] What the...?"

"[to a spider] Hey Charlotte, where's Wilbur? [cut to his mom serving up ham] Wilbur, mom you didn't."

"Minor league. Major friendship."

"Heroes come in all shapes and sizes."

"I am going to spank that monkey!"

"Matt LeBlanc as Jack "Deuce" Cooper."

"Joshua Jackson - Charlie Conway"

"Josef Sommer - Mr. Gerald Ducksworth"

"Eldon Henson - Fulton Reed"

"Lane Smith - Coach Jack Reilly"

"Joss Ackland - Hans"

"Brandon Adams - Jesse Hall"

"He's never coached. They've never won. Together they'll learn everything about winning!"

"Jesse Hall: [to Gordon] Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? We ain't buyin' nothin'! Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!"

"They can't skate. They can't win. They can't be serious."

"A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn."

"Coach Jack Reilly: Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was."

"Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay"

"Shaun Weiss - Greg Goldberg"

"Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!"

"Matt Doherty - Lester Averman"

"I hate kids. They're barely human."

"Christopher Orr as Rick Riley"

"David Selby as Dean Buckley"

"Michael Cudlitz as Cole"

"Ty 'O Neal as Dwayne Robinson"

"Justin Wong as Ken Wu"

"Scott Whyte as Gunnar Stahl"