"Would it be okay if I get a couple of references? Come on, get up here! I warned you! You had your chance, you flea-bitten mongrel! You're going to the pound! Do you hear me?! You're going to the pound! I hate birthday parties! I hate kids! I hate being a clown! I can't stand birthday cakes!"

"[just after Josh did a light quick kiss, on her forehead, as he was about to go to his room] What's with Josh?"

"Air Buddy as Buddy"

"Has everybody gone nuts around here? I can understand how Tennessee feels, he's just in off a flying saucer."

"You don't understand what happens, do you? They make ten thousand cars, they make them exactly the same way, and one or two of 'em turn out to be something special. Nobody knows why."

"I may be kidding myself, but I think I can make something out of that sad little bucket of bolts."

"[to Herbie, sotto voce] I'm your friend."

"Up the Irish!"

"Without a real car, I'm only half a man."

"Joe E. Ross - Detective"

"Benson Fong - Mr. Wu"

"Barry Kelley - Police sergeant"

"Iris Adrian - Carhop"

"Dean Jones - James Jim Douglas"

"It's a Love-in for Herbie... the incredible little car who shifts for himself!"

"Michele Lee - Carole Bennet"

"[caught in Herbie's cargo compartment] Get me outta here!"

"Herbie Will Honk His Way Into Your Heart."

"David Tomlinson - Peter Thorndyke"

"I salute your honesty, my dear, a quality not necessarily to be despised."

"At a time like this, whatever kind of time it is, I always say money serves to ease the pain."

"Buddy Hackett - Tennessee Steinmetz"

"Sometimes I really don't like myself…"

"[seeing a sabotaged spare wheel] Thorndyke again. He made a pizza outta it!"

"Volkswagen Beetle - Herbie"

"Joe Flynn - Havershaw"

"Jaime Escobedo - Jose Aguilar"

"Scott Firestone - Regi Tower"

"George Gonzales - Miguel Aguilar"

"Gary Lee Cavagnaro - Mike Engelberg"

"David Stambaugh - Toby Whitewood"

"David Pollock - Rudi Stein"

"Chris Barnes - Tanner Boyle"

"Alfred W. Lutter - Alfred Olgilvie"

"Ben Piazza - Bob Whitewood"

"Quinn Smith - Timmy Lupus"

"Brandon Cruz - Joey Turner"

"Jackie Earle Haley - Kelly Leak"

"Vic Morrow - Roy Turner"

"Tatum O'Neal - Amanda Whurlizer"

"Joyce Van Patten - Cleveland, league manager"

"Walter Matthau - Morris Buttermaker"