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"I'll be dead long before you were born and I'll be dead long before you'll be dead."
"I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me!"
"Bears are Crazy. They'll bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it."
"I'll spank you smartly with my spank ray."
"I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer."
"– , Moltar"
"Hey! You took my soul!"
"I shiver with power. I ache with disease. I am Batmantis!"
"I am the Lone Locust of the apocalypse. Think of me when you look to the night sky."
"Is this it? Is this the final battle? Has the reaper come for me at last? Is this the end... of Space Ghost?"
"Meatwad! Meat-dead?! Make dead meat, more like it!"
"You know, my uncle Miranda got sued once."
"[to Jan and Jace] You rotten kids! This is all your fault! I owe you nothing! Without me, you'd be on the Herculoids' planet following Gleep and Gloop with brooms! And you two are no longer friends of mine! I'm telling that fat geek-a-nerd who does my webpage to officially list you two ingrates as enemies from now on!"
"Welcome back, stupid viewers! You'll watch anything! Go ahead, change the channel. You'll be back!"
"Why do we always hurt the ones we love?! Why, Banjo, why?! Banjo! Banjo! BANJO!"
"Hey, this thing on the monitor's not my mother! My room was always clean."
"Look into the eyes of justice, Your Mother. You'll never get my power bands, savvy? Batmantis and I will fight you to the end!"
"Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard."
"Glenn Howerton - Ernie Krinklesac"
"Mike Henry - Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs"
"Sanaa Lathan - Donna Tubbs"
"Nia Long - Roberta Tubbs (Production Season 1; Episode 1–13)"
"Reagan Gomez-Preston - Roberta Tubbs (Production Season 1; Episode 14–present)"
"Kevin Michael Richardson - Cleveland Brown, Jr., Lester Krinklesac"
"Jason Sudeikis - Holt Richter, Terry Kimple"
"Seth MacFarlane - Tim the Bear, Dr. Fist (Seasons 1–2)"
"Arianna Huffington - Arianna the Bear"
"Nat Faxon - Raymond the Bear"
"Jamie Kennedy - Gabriel "Federline Jones" Friedman"
"Will Forte - Principal Wally Farquhare"
"Frances Callier - Evelyn "Cookie" Brown"
"Craig Robinson - LeVar "Freight Train" Brown"
"David Lynch - Gus the Bartender"
"Bruce McGill - Mr. Lloyd Waterman"
"Aseem Batra - Kendra Krinklesac"
"Roy: Siegfried, have you lost your head brains?!"
"Sierra:: (ashamed of her father about Emerson) This is all your fault, Emerson is probably boiling in a pot right now. Larry:: Don't think that way honey maybe they grilled him (as his daughter glares at him) or setting him free in the ocean paradise, I bet that's it."
"Kate: (notices beer bottles on table) What the..? Dad, were you playing poker in front of the kids? Sarmoti: No sweetheart. I'm a drunkard, you know that. Kate: Whatever."
"Larry: I don't know if I can do this... Sarmoti: With my help you can. Because as a lion you've got it here and here (prods his head and chest) Larry: (chuckles) That tickles! Sarmoti: You sure you're all lion? Maybe a chimp shmock your grandma?"
"Sierra:: (Catnip is dropped next to her) What's that? Kate:: Don't play dumb, this isn't a game. It's Catnip. (opens book) Or as you and your friends may call it, Monkey Junk, Street Cheese or... Siamese Colesaw. Sierra:: What? You think that's mine? Larry:: We found it in your room. Sierra:: Oh my god... you searched my room? What happened to privacy? Larry:: We saw a movie about A LION THAT DROVE A TRUCK! We're not going to let that happen to you."
"Roy:: (Reading a cue card) As you all know, the 3rd World War has left the world a barren wasteland. Siegfried:: No, no! This one is for the lions. For their gift! Roy:: Oh yeah... Dear Larry and Kate. We wanted to bring you the perfect gift, something you would use everyday. Please be enjoying this delightful Scandanavian Tea Service. Hopefully you will have us over for tea...soon. Siegfried:: Very soon."
"Shop Assistant:: I don't know how to make this more clear. We don't sell gifts for White Lions. Roy:: I see. Congratulations on being a racist."
"Elephant:: Fact. I am Lucy, from Lucy in the sky with diamonds. You don't know this because that damn McCartney takes all the credit! Larry:: You're Lucy? But you're a guy. Elephant:: It was a difficult time for all of us."
"Sarmoti: ...But the zebra wouldn't die. I raked him with my claws... he jumped back up! I crushed him with boulders... he sprang back to life! Finally... I pushed him off a cliff. He lay there... lifeless. His blood black in the moonlight. It was done. (falls backwards. Hunter shakes with fear) It's alive! (springs back up holding dead zebra rug) Zombie Zebra!"
"Sarmoti:: Look, Kate she's beautiful now, but let's face it. She has a genetic pre-disposition to take up space (pokes Larry) Larry:: (sarcastically laughs) I'll remember that when you're begging for your heart medication."