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April 10, 2026
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"as Julius Caesar, Buddy Holly, Carl, and Moses, Krabby Kakes, Glenn the Janitor"
"as Toots, Wally, X-Stream Bob, Martin Luther King and George Washington Carver"
"Phil Lord as Principal Scudworth and Genghis Khan"
"as Topher Bus"
"as Confucius"
"as Harriet Tubman (season 2 onwards)"
"as Frida Kahlo"
"as Cleopatra Smith (season 1) and Candide Sampson"
"as JFK and Mr. Lynn Butlertron"
"Michael McDonald as Gandhi (season 1)"
"as Joan of Arc and Marie Curis"
"as Abe Lincoln"
"Tom: Great set man, cool really cool."
"Tom: Mayor."
"Tom: This is gonna be delicious are they, Friends?"
"Tom: (crying in fetal position on the floor of The Mayor's office) I want my son back!"
"Dr. Ian Black: Steven, I've been reviewing your charts and I think I may have a solution for your sticky problem."
"Tom: Ahhh would you just go to hell!"
"Dr. Michael: Hey Mayor, your boyfriend's getting out of control."
"Tom: Hi, I'm Tom Peters and for years I've not been able to control my unpleaseant and embrassing CNE but thanks to taking Provolanaproxalidamine-C, five times per day. My sheets, my bed, and my wife are all dry again."
"Doctor: Well there's really two ways to treat CNE. The first and easist is the simply examine your relationship with your wife."
"Mayor: It's what we like to call Irritable Semen Syndrome. That would explain the burning and the rash."
"Tom: Tom Peter's phone."
"Tom: Ok here we go. Alright let's take it from the top. 1,2,3,4 (singing) You're guaranteed to sleep. If we don't ask for you customer code, your second mattress is half-"
"Tom: (In his bedroom, singing to himself) If we don't ask for you costum (clears throat) If we don't ask for your customer code your waterbed will be 10 percent off oooff ff."
"Mayor: Wow Tom this is really what I had in mind. Great video, great directing."
"Tom: (sighs) Alright here we go again. Now Saxman just try and focus with me here. Action!"
"Mayor: Wow Lou, I gotta tell you this is just one heck of a."
"Kathy Najimy - Margaret "Peggy" J. Platter Hill"
"Brittany Murphy - Luanne Leanne Platter Kleinschmidt"
"Stephen Root - Sgt. William "Bill" Fontaine Delatour Dauterive"
"Toby Huss - Dale Alvin Gribble A.K.A."Rusty Shackleford" (seasons 14-current)"
"Johnny Hardwick - Dale Alvin Gribble A.K.A."Rusty Shackleford" (seasons 1-14)"
"Pamela Adlon - Robert Jeffrey "Bobby" Hill"
"Mike Judge - Hank Rutherford Hill and Jeff Boomhauer"
"Seth Green - Christopher Griffin"
"Jennifer Tilly - Bonnie Swanson"
"Scott Grimes - Kevin Swanson"
"David Boat - Rupert"
"Carlos Alazraqui - Jonathan Weed"
"Lori Alan - Diane Simmons"
"Patrick Warburton - Joe Swanson"
"Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin, Loretta Brown"
"Mike Henry - Cleveland Brown"
"Mila Kunis - Meg Griffin (Production Season 2 and onward)"
"Lacey Chabert - Meg Griffin (Production Seasons 1 & 2)"
"Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker"