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"Jordan Warkol (voice dubbed by Elizabeth Daily) as Froggy"
"Zachary Mabry as Porky"
"Juliette Brewer as Mary Ann"
"Ross Bagley as Buckwheat"
"Travis Tedford as Spanky"
"Bug Hall as Alfalfa"
"Brittany Ashton Holmes as Darla"
"Deepak Chopra β Himself"
"Heather Karasek as Jane"
"John DiMaggio Jordan Peele Kelli Kirkland β EMTs"
"Nick Kroll β Young Doctor"
"Kevin Jamal Woods as Stymie"
"Daisy Tahan β Sam Focker"
"Kevin Hart β Nurse Louis"
"Yul Vasquez β Junior"
"Colin Baiocchi β Henry Focker"
"Jessica Alba β Andi Garcia"
"Teri Polo β Pam Byrnes-Focker"
"Harvey Keitel β Randy Weir"
"Raven-SymonΓ© as Stymie's girlfriend at the club"
"Laura Dern β Prudence"
"Barbra Streisand β Roz Focker"
"Owen Wilson β Kevin Rawley"
"Dustin Hoffman β Bernie Focker"
"Robert De Niro β Jack Byrnes"
"Blythe Danner β Dina Byrnes"
"Ben Stiller β Greg Focker"
"Olga Fonda β Svetlana"
"[about The Early Human School] It's actually considered the Harvard of kindergartens."
"Could you and Dad keep it down, please?"
"You volunteered!"
"[after meeting Andi] Wow, you told me she sold boner medicine, Greg. You didn't tell me she *is* boner medicine."
"My two cents. The way you deal with Jack, no matter what he does, just smother that guy with kisses. He'll be putty in your hands."
"Will you get out of here so I can shtup my wife?"
"That's because you did it backwards."
"Hey, Bernie!"
"[to Roz, on a three-way call with Greg] Why can't you support my dreams the way I've always supported yours? When you wanted to try new sex positions for your research, I was your guinea pig!"
"I pulled my hamstring doing a reverse cowgirl!"
"I never went soft on you."
"But do it only when it's dry. Don't do a wet one."
"Bernie, do you hear how you're upsetting your son?"
"Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen as the twin girls at Darla's sleepover"
"I had no idea how deep I was until I stepped away, and I'll tell you something. Once I got off the treadmill, I've never been happier."
"You kids wanna pick your nose and flick your boogers? Do it!"
"Let me talk. Listen, will you?"
"Not in the Western sense of word."
"Greg, he's not responding to my treatment."
"OK. I get it, Greg. I screwed up. The pressure of being in that family finally got to me."
"I speak from the heart, off the cuff, like my man, J.C. at the Sermon on the Mount. You said that's what you've always admired about me."
"Andi gives Daddy his boners."