"Sal is very disappointed to hear you lost that money. It's too late for that, Charlie. This time you screwed up big, final straw big. This from Sal Maggio. You don't get it, do you, Charlie? Sal's not disappointed 'cause he cares about the money. He's disappointed 'cause you two aren't dead! What do you think he was paying Smith fifty grand for?"

"Hurricanes leave smaller trails than you two morons."

"This mysterious 'Mr. Smith' we're gonna meet? I don't think that's his real name."

"Can you hold on a second? We're having a very intimate non-gay moment."

"Look, there it is, there! RIGHT THERE!"

"I'm gonna name my first son after you. "Crazy-Ass White Boy"."

"[to Frankie] [[The Lego Movie|Hey, Frankie! [Pauses; looks at the Charlie's face] Go long!]]"

"My brain is frying and I'm losing contact with reality. You don't understand this because this is how you normally function."

"Closer, Louis!"

"[Louis keeps smashing the jeep into termite mounds] Be careful, Louis! You almost missed one!"

"Getting closer! GETTING CLOSER!"

"[Witnessing Jackie Legs' "death" of being hit by Charlie and Louis' jeep] Oh god. I killed a kangaroo. I never saw it. It's such a beautiful animal. It's the state symbol of Australia, and I've killed it."

"Narrated by Victor Brandt"

"Frank Welker — Nevins"

"Dan Castellaneta — Voice of the Things"

"Brittany Oaks Talia-Lynn Prairie — Thing 2"

"Danielle Chuchran Taylor Rice — Thing 1"

"Sean Hayes — Mr. Humberfloob, Voice of the Fish"

"Amy Hill — Mrs. Kwan"

"Spencer Breslin — Conrad"

"Dakota Fanning — Sally"

"Alec Baldwin — Larry"

"Mike Myers — The Cat in the Hat, The Guy in the Sweater and Cheshire Cat"

"Cats with hats only."

"The Cat is Back!"

"Don't mess with the hat."

"The ultimate game of cat and house."

"Time to spread the British Empire."

"Sean Pertwee - George"

"Robert Portal- Cedric"

"Samuel West - Edward"