"And now I have falled in love, at last. I have finded my new home. She has asked to me if I stay here, to live together with her forever and ever. Like in a book for children."

"Very strange mother, my mother."

"If looks can kill, I am a-dead now."

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream."

"When I get outta here, there's gonna be a white limousine. It's gonna come, pick me up. It's gonna be a Lincoln. I'm gonna step inside. And inside is bigger than you can possibly imagine it from the outside. And there's gonna be beautiful girls in there. Four of 'em and they're all gonna be naked. One of 'em's gonna offer me some coke. Won't let you say no. And I'm just gonna be enjoyin' the luxury of the car and the girls. The door is gonna close. It's just gonna go click. And there's gonna be music playin'. It's like, music I never heard before. And then the car's gonna start up and it's gonna drive slowly towards the sea. Very slowly. It's gonna be beautiful."

"In these dark times, people need something to believe in. I believe that good will win through in the end. It's only a matter of time until the clouds part and the sun shines... I'm gonna start that again. It's only a matter of time until the clouds part and the sun shines down. They'll be here soon and my mission will be complete. I will leave a mark so big that it will be felt for years to come... ...and history will remember my name. There's no turning back. I must stand fast in my resolve. The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero."

"That's a big question now, isn't it? I have a dream... most nights. It starts on a playground; there's kids, you know swinging, laughing. Dogs barking, butterflies flapping their wings. And then you hear a rumbling. And over the horizon comes a black cloud. And it's made of cancer. And pus. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes, pulling at their hair and saying "Help! What do we do?!" You know what happens next? Out steps me, wielding the biggest fucking shotgun you've ever seen in your life, and you know what I do? I blow every-fucking-thing away. I am getting God's work done. When the whole thing is over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me, and they say "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping, being a great man, and doing this for us!" And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop.""

"Sit the fuck down do you hear me you sit the fuck down. Don't fucking talk back to me. That's what the fuck I thought you little asshole."

"Carla Gugino - Bride"

"Richard Schiff - Italian waiter"

"Joey Lauren Adams - Anita, Brown's waitress"

"Wallace Langham - Bruce Craddock"

"Teri Garr - Judge Esther Newberg"

"I'm not that kind of angel."

"Jean Stapleton - Pansy Milbank"

"Robert Pastorelli - Huey Driscoll"

"Bob Hoskins - Vartan Malt"

"William Hurt - Frank Quinlan"

"Andie MacDowell - Dorothy Winters"

"John Travolta - Michael"

"It's cookies! He smells like cookies — and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat."