"How I envy the young. For them everything is so clear. Things seem to be either one way or another. It is only with a little age that you begin to see life as a series of compromises. But even in compromising one must draw a line."

"Denholm Elliott - Selsdon Mowbray (and The Burglar) (final film role)"

"Julie Hagerty - Poppy Taylor"

"In a world on the brink of war. You either march to one tune or dance to another."

"John Ritter - Garry Lejeune (and Roger Tramplemain)"

"Christopher Reeve - Frederick Dallas (and Phillip Brent)"

"Nicollette Sheridan - Brooke Ashton (and Vicki)"

"Mark Linn-Baker - Tim Allgood"

"Tushka Bergen - Evey"

"If you side with the Nazis, Thomas, then we're at war."

"Marilu Henner -Belinda Blair (and Flavia Brent)"

"The comedy where everyone gets caught in the act!"

"Carol Burnett - Dotty Otley (and Mrs. Clackett)"

"Isn't it best to know what you're getting into... before you agree to get involved in it?"

"Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes"

"What's the matter with all of you? Can't you see what's happening? Are you afraid to look? We are murdering Austrians. Next it'll be the Czechs, and the Poles, not to mention the Gypsies, and the Jews- it's unmentionable! You think that just because you're not doing it yourself, you're not a part of it? Well, I'm sick and tired of doing my part!"

"Tusse Silberg as Woman Dinner Guest at Drescher's"

"Suzanne Roquette as Woman Dinner Guest at Drescher's"

"Janis Martin as Opera Singer"

"Simon De Deney as S.S. Man"

"Markus Kisslin as Swiss Border Guard"

"Anna Tzelniker as Cleaning Woman"

"Andrzej Borkowski as German Refugee"

"Michael Gempart as Man at Kinderstrasse"

"Hana Maria Pravda as Babysitter"

"Hans Martin Steir as Truck Driver"

"Wolfgang Heger as Bus Conductor, Kinderstrasse"

"Lutz Weillich as Train Station Guard"

"Lorelei King as Leland's New Secretary"

"Wolfgang Müller as Bus Conductor"

"Clement von Frankenstein as BBC Interviewer"

"[her campaign speech] "Who cares about this stupid election? We all know it doesn't matter who gets elected president of Carver. Do you really think it's going to change anything around here? Make one single person smarter... or happier... or nicer? The only person it does matter to is the one who gets elected. The same pathetic charade happens every year, and everyone makes the same pathetic promises, just so they can put it on their transcripts to get into college. So vote for me. Because I don't even want to go to college, and I don't care. And as president, I won't do anything. The only promise I will make is that... if elected, I will immediately dismantle the student government, so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again! [Student body erupts in huge cheers] Or don't vote for me! Who cares? Don't vote at all! [More cheers and a standing ovation]"

"[narrating] Being suspended is like getting a paid vacation. Why do they think it's a punishment? It's like your dog pees on the carpet and you give him a treat. Then you get in trouble for skipping school, it's sooo stupid! Hendricks told me, "One more time" and I'd be expelled. Sounded good to me."

"There were a lot of things said about Mr. McAllister, so I do not know what is true. I do not care about what he did or did not do. All I know is that he helped me out and I believe that he is a good guy."

"Matthew Broderick - James T. "Jim" McAllister"

"Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Enid Flick"