"Oh, aye. Fifteen men went ashore that day...and only Flint, his own self, returned. Oh, aye, and then old Flinty...up and died afore they could get back to that cursed island, and dig up the treasure. No one knows to this day who has old Flint's map. Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing?"

"Bill Barretta"

"Steve Whitmire as:"

"Jerry Nelson as:"

"Frank Oz as:"

"Dave Goelz as:"

"David Rudman as:"

"Meredith Braun - Belle"

"Robin Weaver - Clara"

"Kevin Clash -"

"David Shaw Parker voices Old Joe"

"Jessica Fox voices the Ghost of Christmas Past"

"Michael Caine - Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge"

"I was Flint's first mate that voyage...three days east of Tortola in the Caribie, Flint knew an island. That's where we buried the treasure. Gold and blood; they were Flint's trademarks. He'd leave both behind him, that day."

"Steven Mackintosh - Fred"

"Seymour Cassel - Tony Cataracts"

"Pat Morita - Mahi Mahi"

"Johnny Williams - Johnny Sandwich"

"Peter Boyle - Chief Orman"

"James Caan - Tommy Korman"

"Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer"

"Sarah Jessica Parker - Betsy Nolan/Donna Korman"

"John Capodice - Sally Molars"

"We're the Flying Elvises. Utah chapter."

"A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and 34 flying Elvises."

"A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and a wedding party you won't believe."

"Marta Velasco - Gabriela's Cousin"

"People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other."

"Robert Costanzo - Sidney Tomashefsky"

"Dan Daily - Todd"

"Burton Gilliam - Roy Bacon"

"It's a love that's All Shook Up!"

"Harold Perrineau Jr. - Henry"

"Robyn Peterson - Dina Reese"

"Mike Starr - Mike"

"Michael Caine - Victor "Vic" Spansky"

"Stephen Dorff - Jason"

"Jennifer Lopez - Gabriela "Gabby""

"John Seitz - Mr. Frank Reese"

"Judy Davis - Suzanne Gates"

"Marc Macaulay - Guard"

"[flirting in broken English] I never seen anybody to fish in the grass before."

"The only fish I want to see is on a plate with a piece of lemon."

"There is no honor amongst thieves."

"Jack Nicholson - Alex Gates"

"Don't take it personally, Alex. I don't trust the jury system, the phone company, or the Israeli government."

"Anne Bancroft - Bea Singer"

"I've got an idea. Why don't you sit down at your desk and write down all your complaints, and when I come back, we can have one of those long arguments you like so much."

"There's no such thing as honor among thieves. It's a myth."

"What is that, some sort of Latin concept, killing the one you love?"