"[to Jason's body] Hey, you. How you doing, you maggoty, blown-up dude? You know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to take a leak right on your damn mask. A big old mango-sized piece of garbage."

"I'll take a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason fingers."

"[after witnessing Jason being blown up and the FBI thinking he's finally dead] I don't think so."

"Jason goes to hell, and he's NOT coming back!"

"Richard Gant - Phil the Coroner"

"Leslie Jordan - Shelby B."

"[into a tape recorder] My professional opinion: this guy's deader than dead. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Um, strike that last comment from the record."

"Adam Cranner - Ward"

"Horror, has many faces... death, wears many different masks... but pure evil, wears only one... and this is your final chance, to see it."

"Kane Hodder - Jason Voorhees / FBI Guard"

"Julie Michaels - Elizabeth Marcus"

"John D. LeMay - Steven Freeman"

"The creator of the first returns to bring you the last"

"James Gleason - Agent Abernathy"

"Kari Keegan - Jessica Kimble"

"Elizabeth Dennehy - Jimmy Pig's wife"

"Duffy Gaver - Chelsey"

"Michael Chiklis - Jimmy Pig"

"Brenda Wehle - Hawkins"

"K. K. Dodds - Lt. Sloan"

"James R. Black - Riley"

"Corbin Bleu - Johnny"

"Gary Busey - Capt. Church"

"Sean Pertwee - Mace"

"Jared Thorne & Taylor Thorne - Nathan"

"Mark Bringleson - Lt. Rubrick"

"Mark De Alessandro - Goines"

"Connie Nielsen - Sandra"

"Kurt Russell - Sgt. Todd"

"Jason Scott Lee - Caine 607"

"Carsten Norgaard - Green"

"Jason Isaacs - Col. Mekum"

"Vladimir Orlov - Romero"

"Alex Vlisides - Vice Principal Van Nostrane"

"Joey Galloway - Himself"

"Alyson MacLaren - Andrea Framm"

"Cynthia Stevenson - Jackie Framm (Josh's Mom)"

"Nora Dunn - Natalya"

"Tim Conway - Fred Davis"

"Dick Martin - Phil Phil"

"Perry Anzilotti - Popov"