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April 10, 2026
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"Goddamn worms never give you a break!"
"I am completely out of ammo. That's never happened to me before."
"[referring to his weapons] When you need it, and don't have it, [pause] you sing a different tune."
"[to Grady after losing at rock-paper-scissors] No! Rock rips through paper!"
"I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information."
"You know Grady, some people think I'm overprepared, paranoid, maybe even a little crazy. But they never met any Pre-Cambrian lifeforms did they?"
"Bob Balaban - Richard, friend that dies of a heart attack"
"Elisabeth Shue - Fay, Harry's last girlfriend"
"Tobey Maguire - Harvey Stern - Harry's character"
"Jennifer Garner - Woman in the elevator - Harry's character"
"Woody Allen - Harry Block"
"Richard Benjamin - Ken - Harry's Character"
"Harry Block wrote a bestseller about his best friends. Now, his best friends are about to become his worst enemies."
"Harry Block has written a best seller... about his best friends... he revealed their deepest secrets... and they're not pleased... now Harry Block is going to Hell..."
"Kirstie Alley - Joan - Harry's former wife"
"The most beautiful words in the English language are not "I love you" but "It's benign"."
"I think you're the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you."
"Billy Crystal - Larry/Devil - Harry's friend"
"Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's gotta be the worst fucking job in the world."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"Paul Giamatti - Prof. Abbott"
"The two most important things are the work you choose and sex."
"Mariel Hemingway - Beth Kramer"
"Does the president think of fucking every woman he meets? Ah, bad example."
"Judy Davis - Lucy"
"Robin Williams - Mel - Harry's Character"
"Stanley Tucci - Paul Epstein - Harry's Character"
"Floor five: Subway muggers, aggressive panhandlers, and book critics. Floor six: Right-wing extremists, serial killers, lawyers who appear on television. Floor seven: The media. Sorry, that floor is all filled up. Floor eight: Escaped war criminals, TV evangelists, and the NRA."
"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Leslie - Harry's Character"
"Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'll take air conditioning."
"Shifra Lerer - Dolly - Harry's Character"
"Caroline Aaron - Doris, Harry's sister"
"Demi Moore - Helen - Harry's Character"
"Eric Lloyd - Hilliard, Harry's son"
"Amy Irving - Jane"
"Eric Bogosian - Burt - Harry's brother in law"
"Hazelle Goodman - Cookie"
"Viola Harris - Elsie"
"Evil has finally found a home."
"Jason goes to hell, and he's NOT coming back!"
"Horror, has many faces... death, wears many different masks... but pure evil, wears only one... and this is your final chance, to see it."
"Brooke Scher - Stephanie Kimble"
"Michael B. Silver - Luke"
"Kathryn Atwood - Alexis"
"Jonathan Penner - David"
"The creator of the first returns to bring you the last"
"Michelle Clunie - Deborah"
"Brian Phelps - Officer Brian"
"Blake Conway - Officer Andell"
"Adam Marcus - Officer Bish"