"Victor Sr.: You know what wakes me up in the middle of the night covered in a cold sweat? Knowing that you aren't any worse than anyone else in your whole screwed up generation. In the old days, you know how you got to the top? Huh? By being better than the guy ahead of you. How do you people get to the top? By being so fucking incompetent, that the guy ahead of you can't do his job, so he falls on his ass and congratulations, you are now on top. And now the top is down here, it used to be up here... and you don't even know the fucking difference."

"Singh: [to Simon] Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?"

"Gay men are so hot. It's tragic."

"life begins at 3am."

"When the lights go down, the world is yours."

"A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend."

"Desmond Askew - Simon Baines"

"William Fichtner - Burke"

"Scott Wolf - Adam"

"Jay Mohr - Zack"

"J. E. Freeman - Victor, Sr."

"Jimmy Shubert - Victor, Jr."

"Melissa McCarthy - Sandra"

"Breckin Meyer - Tiny"

"James Duval - Singh"

"Jane Krakowski - Irene"

"Katie Holmes - Claire Montgomery"

"Nathan Bexton - Mannie"

"Sarah Polley - Ronna Martin"

"Tony Denman - Track Suit Guy"

"Timothy Olyphant - Todd Gaines"

"Taye Diggs - Marcus"

"Patti D'Arbanville - Shirley Trainor"

"Jared Harris - Lee"

"Louis Lombardi - Matt"

"Nastassja Kinski - Collette Andrews"

"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Carrie Lawrence"

"Charlie Hofheimer - Scott Andrews"

"Bruce Greenwood - Bob Andrews"

"Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence"

"Charles Rocket - Russ Trainor"

"Robin Williams - Dale Putley"

"For years I've thought about killing myself. It's the only thing that kept me going."

"The reason why some animals eat their young."