"Freddie, I invited men - cops - good men - to live in this town. And these men make a living - they cross that bridge every day to a place where everything is upside down. Where the cop is the perp, and the perp is the victim. The only thing they did was get their families out, before it got to them. We made a place where things make sense, where you can cross the street without fear. Now you come to me with a plan, to set things right. Everyone in the city holding hands, singing "We Are the World." That's very nice, but Freddie, your plan is the plan of a boy! You read it on the back of a matchbox, without thinking! Without looking at the cards."

"Listen to me, I got a check in my pocket for $200,000. I got a chance to start my life again. I don't give a shit about this town, I don't give a shit about that town and I don't give a shit about your fucking justice. Bein' right is not a bulletproof vest, Freddy."

"You know the difference between men and boys? Boys bet everything on everything! Boys think every hand is a royal flush! You play cards with a man, he knows his limits."

"Two kind of people in this world: pinball people and video game people. You, Freddy, you're pinball people."

"Frank LaGunda: You're gonna be hurtin', Freddy. You're not gonna know when, you're not gonna know where. You're gonna be hurtin'. You mark my words - I'm watchin' you!"

"Michael Rapaport - Officer Murray "Superboy" Babitch"

"Listen, you deaf fuck. I offered you a chance when we could have done something, I offered you a chance to be a cop, and YOU BLEEEEW IT! You blew it."

"What you've got here, sheriff, is a town that scares the shit outta certain people."

"[narrating] Every precinct has its cop bar - a private club - all blue. For the 3-7 it was the Four Aces, just across the river."

"The case is closed, finished, over! Go to lunch! Go! Hey, go to lunch. Go to lunch! The case is closed. Everybody, get the fuck outta here. Get outta here! The case is fucking closed!"

"Arthur Nascarella - Det. Frank Lagonda"

"John Spencer - Det. Leo Crasky"

"Jerry Potter as Pete"

"Rob Reiner as Helicopter pilot"

"Graham Jarvis as Libby"

"J.T. Walsh (uncredited) as State Trooper Sherman Douglas"

"Frances Sternhagen as Virginia"

"Richard Farnsworth as Buster"

"Lauren Bacall as Marcia Sindell"

"James Caan as Paul Sheldon"

"[last words] I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU LYING COCKSUCKER!"

"Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes"

"Here you want it, you want it?! Eat it! Eat it till ya choke, you sick, twisted fuck!"

"Anyway, my favorite was Rocketman, and once it was a no-breaks chapter. The bad guy stuck him in a car on a mountain road and knocked him out and welded the door shut and tore out the brakes and started him to his death, and he woke up and tried to steer and tried to get out but the car went off a cliff before he could escape! And it crashed and burned and I was so upset and excited, and the next week, you better believe I was first in line. And they always start with the end of the last week. And there was Rocketman, trying to get out, and here comes the cliff, and just before the car went off the cliff, he jumped free! And all the kids cheered, but I didn't cheer. I stood right up and started shouting, "This isn't what happened last week! Have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn't fair! He didn't get out of the cock-a-doodie car!""

"[to Paul Sheldon] I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan."

"Brothers never make it out of situations like this. Not ever!"

"I hate to interrupt this moment of burgeoning intimacy, but can we get the fuck out of here?"