"No capers? But that's just grilled cheese. What's the point? Why don't they eat out of a trough? [He rings a counter-bell, looking around at the diner's customers] Alright! Which one of you palateless sheep sent my sandwich back?"

"Paul McGann - Girard"

"Rebecca DeMornay - Milady Sabine DeWinter"

"Michael Wincott - Rochefort"

"Tim Curry - Cardinal Richelieu"

"Charlie Sheen - Aramis"

"Oliver Platt - Porthos"

"Kiefer Sutherland - Athos"

"Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan"

"A Place Of Betrayal. The Fate Of The King. A Time For Heroes."

"All for one and one for all!"

"They're Scoundrels, Playboys, Outlaws . . . The Greatest Heroes Who Ever Lived."

"[honoring a kneeling D'Artagnan] This world is an uncertain realm, filled with danger. Honor undermined by the pursuit of power, freedom sacrificed when the weak are oppressed by the strong. But there are those who oppose these powerful forces, who dedicate their lives to truth, honor and freedom. These men are known as Musketeers. Rise, D'Artagnan, and join them."

"[placing a bounty on the Three Musketeers] One thousand gold pieces on each of their heads, dead or alive...I prefer dead!"

"[about MiLady DeWinter] A remarkable woman. The most beautiful I've ever known... and the deadliest. Which would explain my attraction."

"[awakes after being supposedly shot and killed by the Cardinal. He sees his hidden crucifix had stopped the bullet] See? There is a God."

"[finds Richelieu's hidden treasure chest in his carriage] Is he a man of God or a man of gold?"

"Rochefort. Isn't that a smelly kind of cheese?"

"[to D'Artagnan] You, boy, are arrogant, hot-tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. It reminds me of me."

"Frank Welker as Mouse, Catzilla"

"Cliff Emmich as Mayor McKrinkle"

"Christopher Walken as Caesar"

"William Hickey as Rudolf Smuntz"

"Ernie Sabella as Maury"

"Eric Poppick as Theodore Plumb, the banker"

"Annabelle Gurwitch as Roxanne Atkins"

"Ian Abercrombie as the auctioneer"

"Camilla Søeberg as Hilde"

"Debra Christofferson as Ingrid"

"Michael Jeter as Quincy Thorpe"

"Eric Christmas as Ernie and Lars' lawyer"

"Maury Chaykin as Alexander Falko"

"Vicki Lewis as April Smuntz"

"Lee Evans as Lars Smuntz"

"Nathan Lane as Ernie Smuntz"

"You don't need to be big to be a hero."

"The squeak shall inherit the earth."

"The Mouse Never Dies"

"Who's hunting who?"

"The funniest movie of the year!"

"[Lars points to the hole on the floor] Look! You blew a hole in the floor!"

"[as Ernie blasts the house apart with a shotgun] Are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse! Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun? [Ernie levels the shotgun at him, and Lars relents] You're doing a wonderful job."

"[explaining to Ernie how April apologized to him] She just showed up at the factory, took off her coat, and begged me to take her. We made love in a way that I've only ever seen in nature films."