"If I had words to make a day for you I'd sing you a morning golden and true I would make this day last for all time Then fill the night deep in moonshine"

"[as the crowd cheers for Babe's remarkable performance at the sheepdog trials] And so it was that in all the celebration, in all the hubbub of noise and excitement, there were two figures who stood silent and still. Side by side."

"[first lines] This is a tale about an unprejudiced heart, and how it changed our valley forever. There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs. They lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days, pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they would have to be taken to Pig Paradise - a place so wonderful that no pig had ever thought to come back."

"Queen Marie: Choose wisely, Henry. Divorce is only something they do in England."

"I shall be down in history as the man who opened a door!"

"I should leave walking on water with the Son of God. Fortunately, I tripped over an angel."

"[to Danielle] I kneel before you not as a prince, but as a man in love... But I would feel like a king if you, Danielle de Barbarac, would be my wife."

"[To Jacqueline] Tell no one we have spoken, for all shall reveal itself in due course."

"[to Danielle] Stay aloft, madame, there are games afoot."

"No matter how bad things get, they can always get worse."

"[to Danielle] The slightest turn of phrase can have a thousand meanings."

"[to Danielle] How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?"

"[to Danielle] Bow before royalty, you insolent fraud!"

"[to Henry] Ask her yourself! She is a grasping, devious little pretender, and it is my duty, Your Highness, to expose her as the covetous hoax she is."

"[to Henry] She's an imposter, sire! Her name is Danielle de Barbarac, and she's been a servant in my home for the past ten years."

"[at the ball] Breathe. Just breathe."

"[to Henry] Why did you have to be so wonderful?"

"[to Le Pieu] My father was an expert swordsman, monsieur. He taught me well. Now hand me that key or I swear on his grave I will slit you from navel to nose."

"[about the prince] Honestly, I think he and Marguerite deserve each other."

"[to Henry] If you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?"

"Pierre Le Pieu: [to Danielle] I may be twice your age, but I'm well endowed. As evidenced by my estate, I've always had a soft spot for the less fortunate. You need a wealthy benefactor - and I need a young lady with spirit."

"Scott Wilson - Governor Lew Wallace"

"Bradley Whitford - Charles Phalen"

"Tracey Walter - Beever Smith"

"Stanley's Mother"

"Stanley's Father"

"Stanley's Grandpa"

"Stanley Yelnats"

"He came... He saw... He tormented..."

"He’s a real live wire"

"For the Yelnats family, the price of cable is about to go up."

"Are you ready to get wired?"

"Once you're hooked... you're his"

"There's no such thing as free cable"

"I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEEEEEAAAALLL!!!"

"The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down."

"Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!"

"Hey, Stanley. I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there, pick it up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Well OK, call me back."

"I'll juice ya up!"

"I can be your best friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter."

"Howie Young - Poe Posse"

"Viggo Mortensen - John W. Poe"

"Robert Knepper - Deputy Carlyle"

"Ah, ah, Pendleton. The white cake, with the sweet frost."