"Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is..."

"[In front of mirror while testing her wedding dress] Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Mrs. Glenn Gulia. ... Hello. It's nice to meet you. I'm Julia Gulia. [remembers something Robbie said; pause] It's nice to meet you. [cries] I'm Mrs. Julia Gulia. [begins to smile as she imagines Robbie being her husband] I'm pleased to meet you. I'm Mrs. Robbie Hart. Robbie and I are so pleased you could come to our wedding."

"[singing] You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me, I don't feel blue and when we kiss I know you need me too. I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. But it all was bullshit. It was a goddamn joke and when I think of you, Linda,I hope you fucking choke. I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here, all alone, tears running constantly. Oh would somebody kill me please? Somebody kill me please. I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please! Kill me! I want to die! Put a bullet in my heeeeaaaad!"

"[to Linda] Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."

"You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die."

"It will only work if the magic travellers each have the same weight."

"No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor."

"I've got an idea. Try this on for size."

"Love to stay and chat, but we have places to go, and people to kill."

"[to Niles] Bring me the woman."

"No. We have no time for this scientific debate."

"Enough of this camaraderie. When do we get to bust some skulls?"

"[to Michelangelo] We're going back to New York."

"To find an apartment. I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a long, long time."

"It's wet willy time, Moe."

"I'm gonna get that guy! Did you hear what he called me, Leo?"

"If you ever get to New York… destiny! What a drag!"

"I said I'm staying here. I'm not going back with you."

"Hey, guys. I'm not going back."

"Dudes! Most excellent timing!"