"Why do you think people like the Christians hire people like me? To invite us to their dinner parties? It's our job to clean up the mess. To wipe their royal asses."

"Hello, Machine! Love your work!"

"Can you tell me if you had to make a choice... if you were forced to choose... between imagining her out there somewhere living a good life... being happy... but you don't know... you never find out... or the worst being true... her being gone... but you know... you finally know what's happened to her."

"I'll never get tired of hurting you, Eddie!"

"If someone never saw or sold a snuff film, they shouldn't give a damn what I ask about it, if they have they got a right to be nervous."

"Dance with the devil, the devil don’t change. The devil changes you."

"Hey! It's like a gas station, you pay before you pump!"

"There's things that you're gonna see that, that you can't unsee. They get in your head and they stay there."

"So you got a wife and a daughter and a nice little yellow house and a dog named 'Shep'. What the hell are you doing here?"

"He's a producer-slash-director-slash weirdo. He's like the Jim Jarmusch of S & M."

"[On selling porn] I don't buy it. I don't endorse it. I just point the way."

"I can hook you up, though. You name the vice I name the price."

"[watching a video of Machine torturing a woman] Oh, he's a lover, man... definitely loves what he does for a living."

"I wasn't beaten. I wasn't molested. Mommy didn't abuse me. Daddy never raped me. I'm only what I am. And that's all there is to it! There's no mystery. Things I do, I do them because I like them! Because I want to!"

"You know the best part of killing someone? The look on their face. It's that look. Not when they're threatened. Not when you hurt them. Not even when they see the knife. It's when they feel the knife go in. That's it. It's surprise. They just can't believe it's really happening to them. She had that look, the girl, when she knew it wasn't just porno."

"[after removing his mask for the first time] What'd you expect? A monster?"

"[dying from a gunshot wound to the neck] This is wrong, something's wrong. Oh, God, not like this. I'm supposed to have something more cinematic. Kill them, Machine... kill them all. [dies]"

"If there was no honor among perverts and pornographers, the whole fucking business would fall apart."

"[holding a picture of Welles' wife and daughter] What I could do with faces like these on film. On second thought, why would I need their faces?"

"There are many perfectly nice cats in the world, but every barrel has its bad apples, and so it is well for everyone to pay attention to the old adage: "Beware of the bad cat holding a grudge.""

"[Babe] also inspired me to become vegan. After having worked all morning with these extraordinary animals, I'd see their relatives on the lunch table. They had ham and duck, every animal except horse. That's when I said, "I've got to try to be a vegan." And for the most part, I have been vegan since 1994."

"Making the movie Babe opened my eyes to the intelligence and the inquisitive personalities of pigs. These highly social animals possess an amazing capacity for love, joy and sorrow that makes them remarkably similar to our beloved canine and feline friends."

"Katie Leigh (voice) - Fly's puppies"

"Roscoe Lee Brown (voice) — The Narrator"

"Russi Taylor (voice) — Duchess, the Hoggetts' cat"

"Hugo Weaving (voice) — Rex the Border Collie"

"Miriam Margoyles (voice) — Fly the Border Collie"

"Christine Cavanaugh (voice) — Babe the Pig"

"Danny Mann (voice) — Ferdinand the Duck"

"Miriam Flynn (voice) — Maa the Sheep"

"Madga Szubanski - Mrs. Esme Cordelia Hoggett"

"James Cromwell — Farmer Arthur H. "The Boss" Hoggett"

"A little pig goes a long way."

"Sheep: [to Babe] Well, I wouldn't call that a bite myself. You got teeth in that floppy mouth of yours or just gums?"

"Sheep's password: Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe."

"Maa: [about Babe] You see, ladies? A heart of gold."