"FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!"

"Look at that pooper. Spandex; it's a privilege, not a right!"

"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them."

"Listen, we got a higher purpose here, alright? A wakeup call for the Nintendo Generation. We demand free access to data, well, it comes with some responsibility. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man I put away childish things. [Pause] What... It's Corinthians I, Chapter 13, verse 11, no duh. Come on."

"God wouldn't be up this late."

"Yo.... I kinda feel like God!"

"Mess with the best, die like the rest."

"You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Well, let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are Samurai... the Keyboard Cowboys... and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Moooo."

"Mess with the best, die like the rest. Hlo"

"Never send a boy to do a woman's job."

"Never fear, I is here."

"There is no right or wrong, just fun and boring."

"Jonny Lee Miller - Dade Murphy (a.k.a. Crash Override a.k.a. Zero Cool)"

"Mickey Rourke - Harley Davidson"

"Don Johnson - w:The Marlboro Man (Robert Lee Anderson)"

"When the going gets tough... the tough take the law into their own hands."

"My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, "Never chase buses or women - you always get left behind.""

"My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, "The right woman can make ya and the wrong woman can break ya.""

"Chelsea Field - Virginia Slim"

"Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person."

"Celia Weston as Aunt Joan"

"Oh God, if you're up there, looking down from wherever it is you look down from... look away now."

"Philip Baker Hall as Alvin MacCarron"

"James Rebhorn as Herbert Greenleaf"

"You ain't gonna find God with me. When I'm dead and done, I don't want no damn excuses for I did."

"Daniel Baldwin - Alexander"

"I could live Dickie's life for him."

"[while planning to kill Marge] And that's the irony, Marge. I loved you. You may as well know it, Marge: I loved you. I don't know... maybe it's grotesque of me to say this now, so just write it on a piece of paper or something and put it in your purse for a rainy day. 'Tom loves me.' 'Tom loves me.'"

"Sergio Rubini as Inspector Roverini"

"I really feel happy. As if I had been handed a whole new life."

"Gwyneth Paltrow as Marge Sherwood"

"Jude Law as Dickie Greenleaf"

"Matt Damon as Tom Ripley"

"[upon seeing Tom spying on Dickie and Marge] Tommy, how's the peeping? Tommy, how's the peeping? Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy?"

"Hey, if I'm late, you should hear what her husband's saying!"

"Cate Blanchett as Meredith Logue"

"If I could just go back... if I could rub everything out... starting with myself."

"I don't care for B.S. I don't care to hear it. I don't care to speak it."

"Mr. Greenleaf also feels there was a silent promise in Dickie's letter to you which he intends to honor. He intends to transfer a good part of Dickie's income from his trust into your name. He doesn't intend on giving the Italian police any information about Dickie's past. He's rather hoping that you will feel the same."

"Good things about Mr. Ripley? Could take some time. Tom is talented. Tom is tender... Tom is beautiful... Tom is a mystery. Tom is not a nobody. Tom has secrets he doesn't want to tell me, and I wish he would. Tom has nightmares. That's not a good thing. Tom has someone to love him. That is a good thing. Tom is crushing me. Tom is crushing me... Tom, you're crushing me!"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman as Freddie Miles"

"I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody."

"Officially, there are no Italian homosexuals. It makes Michelangelo and Leonardo very inconvenient."

"Oh God! Don't you want to fuck every woman you see just once?"

"Sean "Hollywood" Hamilton - himself (Radio Personality)"

"Why is it when men play they always play at killing each other?"

"Dick? Dickie? I know you can hear me. What am I doing, chasing you around...? I was going to say I would count to three and if you didn't open the door, but I won't count any more. On you. I won't count on you any more. Whatever it is, whatever you've done or haven't done, you've broken my heart. That's one thing I know you're guilty of, and I don't know why. [crying] I don't know why, I just don't know why..."

"Branscombe Richmond - Big Indian"

"I love the fact that you brought Shakespeare with you and no clothes. Ermelinda says you wash the same shirt out every night. Is that true?"

"Eloy Casados - Jose Cuervo"