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April 10, 2026
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"Everyone's your brother until the rent comes due."
"No questions. No answers. That's the business we're in. You accept it and move on. Maybe that's lesson number three..."
"Either you're part of the problem or you're part of the solution or you're just part of the landscape."
"All good things come to those who wait."
"Jon Abrahams - Drugs Delaney"
"Jonathan Brandis - Mousy"
"Alec Baldwin - Old Man Dunphy"
"Adam LaVorgna - Tommy The Wire"
"There once was a boy from Pawtucket..."
"Shawn Hatosy - Timothy "Dildo" Dunphy"
"Jesse Leach - Decenz"
"Amy Smart - Jane Weston"
"Tim's getting a future...whether he likes it or not!"
"Gabriel Mann - Jack Wheeler"
"Richard Jenkins - Barney"
"Samantha Lavigne - 'Clops'"
"Timothy Crowe - Mr. Funderburk"
"My brother's in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One day we were playing touch football and he fell off the roof."
"One more thing. Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It ain't over till you both get your cookies...Remember that I said that."
"You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head."
"George Martin - Dean Mort"
"[on the Star Trek-like show] Greetings, Captain Roy. Our remotes are synchronized. So wherever you go, I go. Enjoy the attack."
"[to Roy about being on TV] You wanted to live in a TV fantasy? Well, you got your wish."
"[about TV hell] Screw up in here, and you're dead meat."
"[assessing her situation] Dynamite!? He's going to hit me with a train and blow me up? Roy!!!"
"You're about to experience the wildest day you ever sat through. Bet your remote control on it."
"What could be worse than no television for a week? Try Hellevision for 24 hours."
"The Knables have signed up for a cable system that's out of this world...literally."
"Most people would love to get into television. Helen and Roy Knable are on borrowed time to get out of it...before they're cancelled for good."
"Something weird is on the air."
"Crowley: [to Roy and Helen] We did it! We beat Spike! Oh, I would have given an arm and a leg to see this! In fact, I already did!"
"Pierce: [after Spike is caught in the TV] I get his parking space."
"A comedy-adventure from the other side of the screen."
"The devil has come for your soul...before a live studio audience."
"Ellen Greene - Jan Emerson"
"Ahmet Zappa - Jaime"
"Mimi Kennedy - Marla Hunter"
"Anthony Lucero - Malcolm Kaiser"
"Scott Paulin - Brian Hunter"
"Billy Morrissette - Mazz Mazzilli"
"Christian Slater - Mark Hunter (Hard Harry)"
"Samantha Mathis - Nora Diniro"
"Robert Schenkkan - David Deaver"
"Annie Ross - Loretta Creswood"
"I say do it. I don't care what, just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, talk hard."
"The Voice of a Generation."
"OK, this is really me now. No more hiding. Listen, we're all worried, we're all in pain. That just comes with having eyes and with having ears. But just remember one thing, it can't get any worse, it can only get better. I mean High School is the bottom. Being a teenager sucks! But that's the point, surviving it is the whole point! Quitting is not going to make you strong, living will. So just hang on and hang in there. You know, I know all about the hating and the sneering. I'm a member of the "why bother" generation myself. But why did I bother to come out here tonight, and why did you? I mean, It's time. It's begins with us, not with politicians, the experts or the teachers but with us. With you and with me. The ones who need it most. I gotta believe, with everything in me, the whole world is longing for healing. Even the trees, the earth itself are crying out for it. You can hear it everywhere. Same kinda healing I desperately needed and I finally feel has begun, with you."
"Steal the Air."
"Talk Hard."
"Cheryl Pollak - Paige Woodward"