"[on the phone] Yes, ma'am. I I need the police over at the Wheatley house, mmm. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye."

"I don't think anything bad ought to happen to children. I think the bad stuff should be saved up for the people who's grown up. That's the way I see it."

"There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?"

"I like them French fried potaters."

"[to Vaughn] I don't reckon you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy. You been real square-dealin' with me. The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades. That Frank, he lives inside of his own heart. That's an awful big place to live in. You take good care of that boy."

"I guess I am going to have to get used to lookin at perty people, and perty people going to have to get used to lookin at me."

"Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. It's kindly a long wood handle, kinda like an axe handle, with a long blade on it shaped kindly like a bananer. Mmm hmm. Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other 'un. Mmm hmm. It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and what not, y'know."

"Jim Jarmusch - Deke, the Frostee Cream employee"

"Robert Duvall - Frank Childers, Karl's father"

"James Hampton - Jerry Woolridge"

"Natalie Canerday - Linda Wheatley"

"Lucas Black - Frank Wheatley"

"John Ritter - Vaughan Cunningham"

"J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman"

"Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves"

"Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers"

"Sometimes a hero comes from the most unlikely place."

"A simple man. A difficult choice."

"If you all don't shut up I'm about to go out of my mind. Ol' Karl over here is about to bust a spring. He's already off balance."

"You believe in the bible do ya Karl?… Well I can't understand none of it. This one begat this one. This one begat that one, begat, begat. Lo and behold someone says some shit or another. Just how retarded are you?"

"Not that you two afflicted sumbitches know anything about this, but you're sitting in a crew cab dualie pickup. In some circles, this is considered a piece of automotive art."

"Mike: There's something terribly wrong here in Derry, and you know it!"

"Bev Marsh: Why does IT hate? Why is IT so mean?"

"Henry Bowers: Hello nigger. I'm here to pay you back. I'll pay you all back."

"Richie Tozier: Listen, kids. This campfire stuff is fun, it really is, but it doesn't matter how painstakingly we go over these sewer plans or how many damn flashlights or helmets you've got in that box. When the sun comes up, I'm dust, and I would suggest that you follow me and get the hell out of Dodge!"

"Henry! Henry Bowers. Up here, sharp stuff. Up here. You helped me once. Remember? You chased those brats. Almost got them...almost. Don't you want another chance? You gotta go back and finish the job. You gotta go back to Derry and kill them all, for me. Kill them all, kill them all, kill them all, KILL THEM ALL!"

"[last dialogue] Silly boy. You still think you can see...me. [soft chuckle] You'll never see me. You'll see only what your little mind can allow. Go! Now...for if you stay, you'll lose your little mind in my deadlights, like all the others... Like all the others. [chuckles, then laughs maniacally and fades away]"

"[Speaking as Stan's disembodied head and voice] Sorry I'm late. Well, let's see who's here. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-Billy boy! Richie, you still here? We never expected you to stick around. Nice nose job, no one would ever suspect. Haystack! Putting on a little weight, huh? Speaking of dads, Bevvy, yours isn't worried about you anymore. He loves your choice in men. Wheezy, how's your sex life? What's your sex life? Well, Mikey, you did it. You got us all back here. I guess it's 'cause it's the only way you'd ever see us, since you're so lame, you'd never leave this town! I finally made it, guys. I'm in the deadlights now. [Voice changes to IT’s/Pennywise's voice] And you know what? It's true what they say. We all float down here, and you will, too. In fact, they ALL FLOAT! THEY ALL FLOAT! THEY-! [Mike shuts the fridge door closed]"

"Beep beep, Richie! I’ll show you how to FLOAT down here. We ALL float down here!"

"What's the matter? One balloon not enough? TRY A BUNCH!"

"It all floats down here!"