"I can appreciate the theatrical value of several dead kids. I mean, like that. Obviously, that's good. That is all this case has going for it. That's not enough. Get rid of it."

"John Lithgow - Judge Walter J. Skinner"

"I never knew her breasts were so... ample."

"Norm Macdonald as Bartender (uncredited)"

"Amy Poehler as Ruth"

"Bree Turner as Allison, fish tank girl"

"Big Boy as Fluisa aka Jabba"

"Andy Shaifer as Neil (as Andrew Shaifier)"

"Gail O'Grady as Claire"

"Richard Riehle as Bob Bigalow"

"Allen Covert as Vic"

"Jacqueline Obradors as Elaine Fowler"

"Bill Forsythe as Det. Chuck Fowler (as William Forsythe)"

"Eddie Griffin as Tiberius Jefferson "T.J." Hicks"

"Rob Schneider as Deuce Bigalow"

"Arija Bareikis as Kate"

"He's not very good looking. But when the lights go out... he's still not very good looking."

"Oded Fehr as Antoine Laconte"

"Elle Schneider, Rob's Daughter, as Cookie Girl"

"He charges $10.00 but he's willing to negotiate."

"Passerby: Freak!"

"Passerby #2: Holy shit! It's Bigfoot!"

"Passerby #3: Hey, keep it in the circus!"

"He's got a hook on them..."

"Man: That's a huge bitch!"

"Pilar Schneider, Rob's Mother, as Old Lady in Japanese Restaurant"

"Welcome to South Port, the perfect small town. But beneath the surface, there are secrets that just won't stay buried."

"If you're going to bury the truth, make sure it stays buried."

"Charles Gunning - Hugh Crain"

"Tom Irwin - Lou"

"Alix Koromzay - Mary Lambetta"

"Todd Field - Todd Hackett"

"Virginia Madsen - Jane Vance"

"Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theodora "Theo""

"Owen Wilson - Luke Sanderson"

"Liam Neeson - Doctor David Marrow"

"Marian Seldes - Mrs. Dudley"

"Bruce Dern - Mr. Dudley"

"Sleep tight."

"Ghosts with the most."

"Some houses are born bad."

"It will haunt you."

"You feel cut off from the world, but the world has missed you. Happy tossing and turning."

"[looking at the "Door Of Hell"] You don't get this from the Martha Stewart catalog."

"Welcome to Hill House. This is its body, this is its skin, this is its eyes. Won't you come in?"

"[looking at the crashed car, Theo and Marrow] City people."

"Okay, so why are we here? Probably to answer the most basic question: "What is wrong with you people?""

"Purgatory is over, you go to hell."

"What's the deal with the Addams Family mansion?"

"We don't have time for baby talk."