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April 10, 2026
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"Lili Taylor - Eleanor "Nell" Vance"
"Okay, so why are we here? Probably to answer the most basic question: "What is wrong with you people?""
"Purgatory is over, you go to hell."
"Barry Corbin - Mr. Emery Collins"
"Dana Ashbrook - Tony Ricker"
"Christine Ebersole - Carol"
"Omar Gooding - Stuart"
"Salim Grant - Danny Harper"
"Brooke Fontaine - Amanda Hopper"
"Arnold Stang - Mr. Cohen"
"Ian Bannen - Sir Edith"
"Bill Cosby - Elliot Hopper"
"Kimberly Russell - Diane Hopper"
"Denise Nicholas - Joan"
"Dakin Matthews - Mr. Seymour"
"Raynor Scheine - Curtis Burch"
"Where is he? Did he fall in the water?"
"Don't go wrong way! He's going backwards! He's a hell of a driver!"
"Yeah, where you going, Murray? Um, Stuart. What's his name?"
"Oh, no. You wanna do water, hire a spaniel."
"Dog paddle? I'd rather drown. And I had my fur just the way I like it."
"I'll be licking myself for days!"
"Taxi! What does a mouse have to do to get a cab in this city?"
"We're his parents."
"There's something you'll never be able to give him, because you're human. No offence!"
"Fairy tales are made-up stories, Stuart. This is real. This is about where you belong."
"I'm gonna miss that car."
"I'm gonna miss that boy."
"Mandy Patinkin - Irate Man"
"Kevin Zegers - Little Mikey"
"Aida Turturro - Officer Moran"
"Christine Baranski - Carol"
"Mary Alice - Mrs. Gordon"
"Kathryn Grody - Mrs. Corman"
"Victor Garber - Brian Spiro"
"Paula Garcés - Janice"
"Nathan Lane - Ed Chapman"
"David Krumholtz - Barry Corman"
"Blake McGrath - Acrobat"
"David Huddleston - Mr. Corcoran"
"Carol: Oh, I can't wait to get back to Connecticut."
"Michael J. Fox - Michael "Mikey" Chapman"
"How much of this crap do I have to eat anyway? What am I? Jobe?"
"Christina Vidal - Angie Vega"
"Cyndi Lauper - Geena Briganti"
"Rubén Blades - Angie's dad"
"[after seeing Angie for the first time] Va Va Va Vroom. Well, Hello Dolly!"
"Taylor Negron — Clothing Salesman"
"Kimmy Robertson — Race Spectator"
"Dabney Coleman — Dr. Beechwood"