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April 10, 2026
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"T. J. Miller - Wendell a.k.a. Stainer"
"Andrew Lowery - Johnny Dingle"
"Nate Torrence - Devon"
"Debra Jo Rupp - Mrs. Kettner"
"Danny Zorn - Eddie"
"Mike Vogel - Jack"
"Geoff Stults - Cam Armstrong"
"Al Russo: The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own."
"Edward Hermann - Mr. Dingle"
"Lindsay Sloane - Marnie"
"Mary Beth Hurt - Mrs. Dingle"
"It'll all add up March 12"
"When she's this hot, You get one shot."
"How can a 10 go for a 5?"
"Shaquille O'Neal, Lawrence Taylor and David Lee - themselves."
"Efren Ramirez - Juan"
"Stephen Tobolowsky as Mike"
"Kristen Schaal - Alona"
"Lee Pace - Brady Sacks, Beth's ex-boyfriend"
"Ann Hearn as Stella"
"Jay Baruchel - Kirk Kettner"
"Alexia Havins - Lacey"
"Faith Prince as Diana"
"Anjelica Huston - Celeste"
"Gérard Depardieu as André"
"Kate Micucci - Stacey"
"Dax Shepard - Gale"
"Will Arnett - Antonio, a.k.a. Anthony or Tony"
"Danny DeVito - Al Russo"
"Katherine Heigl as Nicole"
"Peggy Lipton - Priscilla Martin."
"Renée Zellweger (scene cut)"
"Lucas Calvani - Umberto"
"Dalton James as Ben"
"Jon Heder - Lance"
"Alexis Dziena - Joan Martin"
"Don Johnson - Beth's father"
"I'm having an affair with my phone machine."
"Did you ever wish for the impossible?"
"Cloris Leachman - Maggie the zombie expert"
"All is fair in love and Rome."
"Austin Pendleton - Dr. Bronson"
"Gale: This is crazy. I don't know whether to look at my own reflection or to look at you. That's how beautiful you are!"
"A comedy that proves true love never dies."
"Kristen Bell - Elizabeth "Beth" Martin"
"Paxton Whitehead - Judge in heaven"
"Matthew Fox - Buck Van Patten"
"Jay O. Sanders - Sheriff McCloud"
"Josh Duhamel - Nick Beamon"
"Bobby Moynihan - Puck"