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"Danny Zorn - Eddie"
"When she's this hot, You get one shot."
"A comedy that proves true love never dies."
"Philip Hoffman - Chuck Bronski"
"Johnny would give an arm and a leg to date Missy. Well, maybe just an arm."
"An irresistibly charming comedy!"
"The story of two people who got married, met, and then fell in love."
"Gérard Depardieu - Georges Fauré"
"[in response to Brontë's telling him that she will donate her time to a children's agriculture charity] If it amuses you, then do it."
"We don't have to like each other. We just have to get married."
"[trying to shift all the blame for their bogus marriage onto Georges] You stroll around my apartment, touching my things. Do you realize the situation that you've put me in? Do you?"
"Andie MacDowell - Brontë Parrish"
"I am the husband!"
"Bebe Neuwirth - Lauren Adler"
"Gregg Edelman - Phil"
"Robert Prosky - Brontë's Lawyer"
"Lois Smith - Brontë's Mother"
"Ann Dowd as Peggy"
"Larry Wright as Larry Wright the bucket drummer"
"Burt Young - Georgie"
"Joey Bishop - Eddie's father"
"Dylan Walsh - Jake Lovell"
"Catherine O'Hara - Gloria"
"Joe Pesci - Oscar"
"Anthony LaPaglia - Stevie Dee"
"Larry Block - Barber"
"The wedding picture doesn't always tell the whole story."
"Alan Alda - Eddie Hopper"
"Madeline Kahn - Lola Hopper"
"You pushed me through the tent? Through the tent you pushed me?"
"[romantically] Oh, Oscar... go fuck yourself!"
"I could be whatever you need. I could do anything for the woman I love. I believe in saying what you feel. You are the blood in my veins, I would walk through fire for you. I will always be available, I belong to you."
"Molly Ringwald - Betsy"
"I'm gonna give you a little advice about life. You follow this and you won't be sorry. "Don't screw with your brains, don't think with your dick." That's from the heart."
"Kimberly J. Brown - Sarah Sanderson"
"Angus T. Jones - Georgey Sanderson"
"Ally Sheedy - Connie"
"Missi Pyle - Ashley"
"Jean Smart - Kate Sanderson"
"[to Stevie Dee] I'm a cop, and you're... not."
"Joan Plowright - Virginia Arness"
"Oh, I can't talk about it 'cause gangsta people will come to my house and cut me."
"[Reading an article from an adult magazine] The girl had double D cups. I put my mouth on her nipple."
"Everything he needed to know about life, she learned in prison."
"[to Charlene] You messed with the wrong W.A.S.P., bitch."
"You lock me out, no money, no place to go, a sister got to get her cheese on."
"I do believe I'm stoned."
"Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson"
"[guns fired] Pussies"
"Ken Pogue - Hamilton"