"Professor Biesenthal: Well, you four have the dubious honor of having been picked from over two hundred applicants for this seminar. Well, let me just say this. There's a shortage of natural resources. There's a shortage of breathable air, there's even a shortage of adequate claret. But there is no shortage of historians. We grind you out like link sausages. That's called progress. Manufacturing doctorates is called progress. Well, I say, "Let us hush this cry of progress until ten thousand years have passed." That's a quote. Who said that? Come on, who said that? Well, somebody must know the answer [none of the students answer] Tennyson! Alfred, Lord Tennyson. My God, but you can't compete on a doctoral level and not know "Locksley Hall" and "Locksley Hall 60 Years Later"! I hope you all flunk. Dismissed."

"William Devane - Peter Janeway"

"Roy Scheider - Henry David "Doc" Levy"

"Lord Laurence Olivier - Dr. Christian Szell"

"Dustin Hoffman - Thomas Babington "Babe" Levy"

"One man's dangerous attempt to clear his father's name."

"A thriller."

"Brion James - General Munro"

"Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - President Lindberg"

"Ian Holm - Father Vito Cornelius"

"Milla Jovovich - Leeloo"

"Chris Tucker - Ruby Rhod"

"Gary Oldman - Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg"

"Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas"

"You humans act so strange. Everything you create is used to destroy."

"My dear Aknot, what about those two little planes you borrowed? [sees Aknot's human face] Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face. It doesn't suit you. Take it off. [Aknot's face transforms into a Mangalore's] Much better. Never be ashamed of who you are. You're warriors, be proud. So what if the Federal Government scattered your people into the wind? What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Your time for revenge is at hand. Voila! The ZF-1. [activates a ZF-1 and holds it] It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. And with the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. [lights reveal a mannequin in police gear] One shot... [shoots mannequin]...and replay sends every following shot to the same location. [turns around, shooting in the direction of the Mangalores; bullets curve their trajectory and hit the mannequin instead] And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. [fires every weapon at the mannequin as he mentions them] Rocket launcher... arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical... our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite... [winks to the Mangalores] and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'! [fires a cloud of liquid nitrogen which freezes the remains of the mannequin. Mangalores applaud politely by carnage and were very impressed]"

"Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English."

"Your sight is a weakness!"

"The legend of Jubei, the Shogun of the Dark and the 8 Devils of Kimon."

"Kagero: (in response) You'll know if you sleep with me."

"Jubei: (to Kagero) Is it true then that you kill whichever man sleeps with you, by poisoning him?"

"Tessai: Not quite the right direction. The way to hell is, right here!"

"Jubei: (After Tessai viciously attacks him) Oh, hi. I know the way now, so leave me alone all right!"

"Jubei: (While Tessai is raping Kagero)Do me a favour, you see I'm lost and I need to find the quickest way from here to Kikio, I'm really sorry to bother you but the highway was closed."

"(After supposedly blowing up Jubei and Kagero) His body is blown to bits and grilled well done, such a succulent smell... of success!"

"(After killing Yurimaru and picking up his severed hand) It looks as though Yurimaru carelessly stepped into my trap, and unfortunate accident but his own fault.... Now he's the queen of the devils!"

"Yurimaru, it seems as though Benisato has been killed. Good for you."

"(to Yurimaru after he turns down her advances) Oh, so what I've heard is true? Hmm. Have many pleasant dreams in Lord Gemma's arms...but Gemma makes love to both men and women. Did you know that he regularly has Benisato? ...Oh so you didn't. (Laughs wildly)"

"So did you make love to the ninja girl?"

"To understand people's minds and control them is the secret of the ninja strategy. But only true sympathy can move the human heart. A pompous old ninja like me can't hope to do it."

"Aha! So you beat me. I thought I would stop your mouth in Edo, but I don't think I'd get the chance, seeing as how you so love risking your life. Everything ends exactly as I have written it."

"If you want to kill me you mustn't make any sound at all."

"You lured me in here because I am blind. Is that your plan?"

"I am Utsutsu Mujuro. I have longed to challenge you."

"You've no idea... You couldn't possibly understand!"

"FOOL! My body is saturated with poison! It's so strong that even the touch of my lips will kill instantly. No one can touch me, anyone who dares to... Dies."

"If you so want the company of devils, you'd better hurry back to hell, Gemma."

"Gemma, where are you hiding? When I die, I'll take you to Hell with me."