"[Cain asks L.J. who he thinks is a helicopter pilot why they haven't taken off yet] Because I usually drive a Cadilac! [punches out Cain and smiles]"

"[L.J. learns that Carlos has been bitten] You should've told me you were bit motherfucker, I'm hangin' witchu and shit!"

"[L.J stands alone after Nemesis kill the S.T.A.R.S. members, Nemesis stop shooting and looks at him] Respect!."

"[runs in after Alice pointing a gun at Carlos] Don't shoot, don't shoot! He's cool. He made a deal with Dr.Doom same as you."

"[When a S.T.A.R.S. officer hands him a shotgun] Motherfucker, please. [opens his jacket to reveal his two golden Desert Eagles] My shit is custom."

"[L.J runs into the S.T.A.R.S. members' hideout and find a dozen guns pointing at him] Shit! Maybe I was safer outside."

"[As the S.T.A.R.S squad prepares to take down Nemesis] You motherfuckers are crazy! Look at that big motherfucker, got a rocket launcher!"

"[seeing a zombie on road while driving] GTA, Motherfucker! [L.J. drives on, the zombie is sent flying by the car and hit the roof with a thud] Yeah! 10 points."

"[L.J is handcuffed on a chair next to another zombiefied woman in the police station, the woman tries to struggle out of her handcuffs to get L.J] Somebody get this ugly bitch off me!"

"[meeting Alice for the first time] Who the fuck are you?"

"[during a zombie breakout at the Police Station] I'm leaving town, I suggest you do the same."

"[to bitten Olivera] Today is your lucky day."

"I got to tell you, I give this whole thing a sphincter-factor of about 9.5."

"Michael Biehn - Lt. Coffey (SEAL)"

"Adam Nelson - Ensign Monk (SEAL)"

"Captain Kidd Brewer Jr. - Lew Finler"

"Kimberly Scott - Lisa "One Night" Standing"

"J.C. Quinn - Arliss "Sonny" Dawson"

"John Bedford Lloyd - Jammer Willis"

"Todd Graff - Alan "Hippy" Carnes"

"Leo Burmester - Catfish de Vries"

"Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Lindsey Brigman"

"Ed Harris - Virgil "Bud" Brigman"

"Deep below the blue surface, there lies a place no one has ever dreamed of."

"There's everything you've ever known about adventure, and then there's The Abyss."

"A place on earth more awesome than anywhere in space."

"Bendix: Oh no, look who's with them. It's Queen Bitch of the Universe."

"USS Montana Captain: 60 knots, no wave lines; the Reds don't have anything that fast."

"Sniff something? Well did ya, rat boy?"

"Everybody just stay calm. The situation is under control."

"It went straight for the warhead, and they think it's cute."

"We don't need them. We can't trust them. We may have to take steps. We're gonna have to take steps."

"I know how alone you feel... alone in all that cold blackness... but I'm there in the dark with you. Oh, Bud you're not alone. You remember that time, you were pretty drunk, you probably don't remember... but the power went out at the old apartment, the one on Orange Street... and we were staring at that one little candle, and I said something really dumb like that candle is me, like every one of us is out there alone in the dark in this life... and you just lit up another candle and put it beside mine and said "No, see? That's me. That's me..." And we stared at the two candles, and then we... well, if you remember any of it, I'm sure you remember the next part. Bud, there are two candles in the dark. I'm with you. I'll always be with you, Bud, I promise that."

"Schoenick, your Lieutenant is about to make a real bad career move."

"It's not easy being a cast-iron bitch. It takes discipline, years of training... A lot of people don't appreciate that."

"We all see what we want to see. Coffey looks and he sees Russians. He sees hate and fear. You have to look with better eyes than that."

"So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle."

"[about the Navy SEALS] These guys are about as much fun as a tax audit."

"There was a time that I would've asked why"

"Huh. Damn rat's breathing that shit. That is no bullshit, hands down, the goddamnedest thing I ever saw."

"[to Hippy] See this? [puts up fist] They used to call this 'The Hammer'."

"Triple-time sounded like a lot of money, Bud. It ain't."

"This here's the bottomless pit, baby. Two and a half miles, straight down."

"[typing] LOVE YOU WIFE"

"[typing] FEELS WEIRD. YOU SHOULD TRY THIS."

"When you're hanging on by your fingernails, you don't go waving your arms around."

"Keep your pantyhose on."

"[trying to revive Lindsey] Goddamn, you bitch, you never backed down from anything in your life! Now, fight! Fight! Fight! Right now! Do it! ( inhales ) Fight!"

"When it comes to the safety of these people, there's me and then there's God, understand?"

"Heeeeeeeeeeere's M.I.R.V.!"