"Newscaster: In local news, Edward Nygma's 3D Box has become the rage of Gotham. Rioting occurred last night at electronic stores which were sold out. There is hardly a home without the NygmaTech Box. Critics have claimed the Box turns Gothamites into zombies, but Edward Ngyma just shrugs: "That's what they said when TV was invented.""

"[discussing Dick with Bruce] Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement. They need guidance. You, above all, should know the consequences of the life you choose."

"Broken wings mend in time. One day, Robin will fly again."

"[kicks Two-Face] That was for my mother! [hits Two-Face again] My father! [punches Two-Face] My brother! And this is for me! [headbutts Two-Face]"

"Now...the real game begins!"

"Your entrance was good; his was better. The difference? Showmanship!"

"[Two-Face is about to finish off Bruce Wayne] NO!! Don't kill him. If you kill him...he won't learn nothing."

"Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five!"

"Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat?"

"This is your brain on the Box. This is my brain on the Box! DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!"

"Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!?!"

"I simply love what you've done with the place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden. [laughs] Beautiful! [Takes one of his boxes and puts it on the dark side of the room] It's so dark and gothic and disgustingly decadent [Gestures Spice over with a snarl, then takes a box to the light side]... yet so bright and chipper and conservative! [Urges Sugar over with a whistle] [Back to the dark side; speaking sinisterly] It's so you... [to the light side, speaking operatic] And yet so you! Very few people are both a summer and a winter, but... you pull it off quite nicely."

"[after knocking out Stickley with a kettle] Caffeine'll KILL YA!"

"[sees Bruce Wayne entering from cubicle] Oh my God, it's him! [to himself] I am a winner. I am a winner. I am a winner. I am a winner. I am a winner."

"[before falling to his death] Yes, of course you're right, Bruce. Emotions are always the enemy of true justice...thank you...you've always been a good friend."

"[After Robin saves him so he can be imprisoned] Oh, good boy. Good boy. The Bat has taught you very well to be noble. [pulls out a hidden gun and points it at Robin's face] Stupid, but noble."

"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIE?!"

"The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire...IS DRIVING US INSANE!!"

"[After flipping his coin to decide whether to kill someone] Ah, fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses, or in your case, beer and pizza!"

"One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why why why why why why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!"

"[first lines] My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corporation, the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. I was head of security at a secret high tech facility called The Hive, a giant underground laboratory developing experimental viral weaponry. But there was an incident, a virus escaped and everybody died. Trouble was... they didn’t stay dead. The T-virus reanimated their bodies. But I survived. Myself and one other, an environmentalist named Matt, when we emerged we were seized by Umbrella scientists. Matt and I were separated. We thought we had survived the horror, but we were wrong."

"Survive the Horror."

"Death is not the end... just pray so."

"A secret experiment. A deadly virus. A fatal mistake."

"I've been a bad, bad girl..."

"The T-virus is protean, changing from liquid to airborne to blood transmission, depending on its environment. It is almost impossible to kill."

"You're all going to die down here."

"Get out get out you CAN'T be in here"

"I don't remember the truth!"

"I'm not on the menu."

"You're all going to die."

"The infection is spreading faster than anyone could have anticipated."

"The evil continues..."

"Our lives are in their hands."

"My name is Alice and I remember everything."

"I'm good, but I'm not that good."

"Yuri Loginova: Bite this!! [Throws a grenade killing a group of zombies]"

"Carlos Olivera after killing an Umbrella Guard behind Alice: You missed one."

"Nicholai Ginovaef after killing a Zombie Dog: Stay."

"Major Cain: You're not mutation, you're evolution!"

"[Nemesis encounters Alice for the first time] Major Cain: [to Umbrella staffs] Gentlemen, this is the moment we've been waiting for. The nemesis program is now fully activated."

"Angela Ashford: They said I would never get better, just worse."

"Carlos Olivera: We're assets, Nicholai. Expendible assets... and we've just been expended."

"Nemesis: S.T.A.R.S..."

"Major Cain: Finish Him!"

"Dr. Isaacs: Project Alice Activated."