"Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian republic, Kreplachistan, is about to transfer a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for...$1,000,000."

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

"War Is Swell ...when the Marx Brothers are in it. They'll be out of the trenches by Christmas...if the food doesn't improve."

"Gags the whole town will be telling! Songs that will burst your bathroom walls! BOY HOW THEY HAND IT OUT!"

"A wild crazy nightmare of fun!"

"Laughing Soup...concocted, brewed and dished up by the Mad Marxes...Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo."

"The fanciest dish of screams—howls—beauty and music ever concocted."

"Bring Your Straight Jackets. You'll Roll In the Aisles."

"Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly"

"Harpo Marx - Pinky (pink wig appeared blonde in black-and-white film)"

"Chico Marx - Chicolini"

"Zeppo Marx - Lt. Bob Roland"

"I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home."

"Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you."

"[locked in a closet] Hey let me out! Let me out of here, or throw me a magazine!"

"I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school."

"[on a telephone] Get me headquarters. Not hindquarters, headquarters!"

"Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Gloria Teasdale"

"Raquel Torres - Vera Marcal"

"Louis Calhern - Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania"

"Edmund Breese - Zander"

"Leonid Kinskey - Sylvanian Agitator"

"Charles Middleton - Prosecutor"

"Edgar Kennedy - Lemonade Vendor"

"Fellow Earth Federation citizens! I appeal to you all. Zeon is exhausted! It is low on troops! Low on ships, weapons, and even ammunition! Why then should we surrender? Dear fellow citizens, our true enemy is no longer Zeon but our own weak leaders. Hiding behind some notion of "absolute democracy", they are reduced to absolute indecision. Why should we the survivors of this horrible war, entrust them with the power to make decisions for us!?"

"There is no other way for mankind to last forever, except by living under the direct control of "we", "the chosen, superior race of Zeon". If this war drags on, it will pose a serious threat to all of mankind. We must teach those slow-witted people of the Earth Federation a lesson they will always remember. Now is the time for mankind to stand up for the future! HAIL ZEON!"

"When making Gundam Reconguista in G, I interacted with fans for the first time in a long while, and I realised that without a doubt, there is such a thing as “present fans,” and that different people look at it in a different way. Did you know that most of the early fans of Mobile Suit Gundam, the very first in the series, were girls?"

"Those who grew up in the 1960s have at least a minimal understanding of the memories retained by Japanese people about the war that happened 20 years ago. Besides that, I was able to observe what could be called military history. Those were my basic resources."

"Many of your fathers and brothers have perished valiantly in the face of a contemptible enemy. We must never forget what the Federation has done to our people! These brave men have shown us these virtues through their own valiant sacrifice. By focusing our anger and sorrow, we are finally in a position where victory is within our grasp, and once again, our most cherished nation will flourish. Victory is the greatest tribute we can pay those who sacrifice their lives for us! Rise, our people, Rise! Take your sorrow, and turn it into anger! Zeon thirsts for the strength of its people! SIEG ZEON!"