"Let's cut the shit, Walken. I like killing people as much as the next guy. But I signed up to kill the bad ones. Health clinics, trade unionists, journalists, agricultural co-ops, Catholic liberation theologians, impoverished Colombian coffee farmers - these are the barbarians, the depraved opponents of civilization? We turned Central America into a fucking graveyard. Whoever momentarily interrupts the accumulation of our wealth, we pulverize. I'm just not feeling good about that anymore, sir."

"Isn't it a little late to be worrying about international conventions? Is nerve gas any worse than getting your head blown off by a precision-guided laser missile? Frankly, it's a nuance that's lost on me."

"Did you know that the word "person" comes from the Latin word "persona" which means mask? So maybe being human means we invite spectators to ponder what lies behind. Each of us would be composed of a variety of masks. And if we can see behind the mask, we would get a burst of clarity, and if that flame was bright enough, that's when we fall in love. What is your opinion on these divine matters?"

"Let her go. She needs it way more than I do."

"You think that being a princess is superficial. That it is about what you wear and how you look. Well, it is a little bit about what you look. But more importantly, it is what you have to offer to the world and who you are inside."

"Thank you. Since I've been here I've learned many wonderful things, but most importantly I learned about friendship, loyalty, and trust. And those are things that are not just given but things we must earn. So I want to thank Carter Mason for teaching me these things. And for being my friend."

"Carter, you have to stay out of this. I have a duty to my people and that is something you can never understand. I loved living in Louisiana and I wish my life could be like this everyday. But this is not reality. You think my life as a princess is some fairytale? This here is a fairytale and I cannot hide here anymore. Soon I'll be queen of Costa Luna. My country needs me."

"I will turn the other cheek because that is what princesses do."

"Your father, the king of yogurts, would be very disappointed of you."

"I need a nightgown. Preferably silk. Preferably pink."

"I can't believe you would do this for me."

"You are truly a princess now, Carter Mason. You rightfully deserve this."

"Who are you and where are you taking me?"

"You're becoming a princess on the inside and now you look like one too."

"You deserve better Carter."

"Thank you for helping me today. A princess doesn't know who her true friend is. Today I am sure."

"Wow, it must be nice playing peasant for a day."

"Yeah well I'm not a princess."

"School. You're sixteen you go to school."

"Trust me, I'm not a princess."

"A normal dad would go to a foreign country and bring his daughter back a t-shirt not a person."

"I may be a princess tonight but I'll always be bait girl."

"Girls like Chelsea and Brooke, all they care about is shoes. Like wearing the right clothes make them superior. I just want to do something more important with my life, like my dad."

"No no no no no! I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean that "I hate you. I hate you." I meant that "I hate you like you're my best friend"."

"Long live Queen Rosie!"

"No, she's gonna be a royal pain."

"You order me? You order me? I order you take a long walk off a short pier."

"You know, you're different from what I thought a princess would be."

"This is perfect."

"You're right. They do need you. They need you to lead them and to protect them. And that's something you can't do from jail which is exactly where you're going if you go back to Costa Luna."

"I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going to miss you too."

"No way am I letting this happen."

"I object. The princesa is too young to be queen. Costa Luna and Costa Estrella are two tiny countries that must unite and stand together against the world. So for the good of both countries I, General Magnus Kane, declare myself..."

"Where are you, my princesa?"

"Well it looks like everyone wants to be a princess. Unfortunately, it is time for the masquerade to end."

"Enough! As the princesa so adequately pointed out this is not your fight."

"Not so hot."

"Royalty meets reality."

"Demi Lovato as Princess Rosalinda Fiore/Rosie Gonzalez"

"Selena Gomez as Carter Mason"

"Tom Verica - Major Joe Mason"

"Sully Diaz - Queen Sophia Fioré"

"Johnny Ray Rodriguez - General Magnus Kane"

"Jamie Chung - Chelsea Barnes"

"Nicholas Braun - Edwin"

"Robert Adamson - Donny"

"Samantha Droke - Brooke"

"Kevin G. Schmidt - Bull"

"Talia Rothenberg - Margaret"