"Sometimes you land on a small fish. You unhook him very carefully. You place him back in the water. You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him."

"Tom Hanks as Viktor Navorski"

"Scott Adsit as cab driver"

"Benny Golson as himself"

"Michael Nouri as Max"

"Valery Nikolaev as Milodragovich"

"Stephen Mendel as First Class Steward"

"Rini Bell as Nadia"

"Guillermo Diaz as Bobby Alima"

"Catherine Zeta-Jones as Amelia Warren"

"Stanley Tucci as Frank Dixon"

"Chi McBride as Joe Mulroy"

"Diego Luna as Enrique Cruz"

"Barry Shabaka Henley as Thurman"

"Kumar Pallana as Gupta Rajan"

"Zoe Saldana as Dolores Torres"

"Eddie Jones as Salchak"

"Jude Ciccolella as Karl Iverson"

"How am I suppose to say if it's for the better or the worst, I grew up all ordinary, middle-class countryside home, there was trees and streams near home but being in the middle I never suffered the hardship of the poor, I couldn't grasp the frustration that much, I guess its an advantage. But when I was young I knew what I wanted, only the Navy had jets. Fast jets. They flew very high and very fast. I needed to feel those wings. Had I been a pilot, can I touch the wing? Maybe I would, but they couldn't accept me. My school graduated me but my grades told a different story. I need to achieve the greater heights, but I blew it...and I landed back in the middle - into the middle of the Space Force."

"Minoru Uchida/Steve Bulen - General Khaidenn"

"Kazuyuki Sogabe/Bryan Cranston - Maty Tohn"

"Aya Murata/Wendee Lee- Manna Nonderaiko"

"Mitsuki Yayoi/Heidi Lenhart - Riquinni Nonderaiko"

"Leo Morimoto/David A. Thomas - Shirotsugh Lhadatt"

"[During his orbital run] Can anyone hear me? I'm the first man in space. If you look up, well, maybe you'll see it. Or at least please listen. We've left the oceans and climbed above the mountains. I'm flying. We've found the untouched realm of God. You have to look now it's your only chance. Nothing is here yet, not even air or water to ruin. Soon the next man will follow to touch it, and another, and in all the rush we may again destroy it. Maybe our killing comes from the madness of being confined? Please listen! There's no more reason to kill because we don't have any more borders now! Can anyone hear me? If you can hear me, then pray. The humblest of all things, the most noble. Pray for each step you take. Make a path that's safe so those who follow shall never stumble. Dear God, please give us Your mercy. Mercy for we are lost. Forgive the irresponsible, the trivial men who beg You from the dark for the forgiveness of Your light."

"From now on... you're not allowed to make anymore... [starts falling] fat jokes!"

"I respect a woman who stands up for herself. Even if she does like to stick her nose in other people's business."

"[After the sun sets on the town, making the windows turn gold] That's enough, Baron! Turn it off. No one's impressed with your cheesy light show, okay?"

"Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear."

"If you find yourself troubled by something mysterious or a problem that's hard to solve, there's a place you can go where you always find help. You just need to look for it."

"I am Baron Humbert von Gikkingen, and I have come for Haru."

"[After Haru admits she has a crush on the Baron] Just for the record, I admire a woman who speaks from the heart."

"Your majesty, I promise that I will make the young lady smile."

"(After seeing Haru kidnapped by the cats) Better skip the tea."

"Whenever someone creates something with all of their heart, then that creation is given a soul."

"What? MOO?!? Are you saying that I'm a fat cow?"

"[To Baron, about Haru] Alright, alright. I'll watch the little baby."

"Will Ferrell - Mustafa"

"Throw me a frickin' bone here!"

"[first lines; face not shown] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. And yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!! [ejecting most of the henchmen, minus Number 2, Frau Farbassina, and Mustafa] Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?! [ejecting again, minus the three same] Mustafa, Frau Farbissina, I spared your lives because I need you to help me rid the world of Britain's top secret agent, the only man who can stop me now. We must kill Austin Powers!"

"[after getting hit in the head by Random Task's shoe] That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot. Who throws his shoe? Honestly. You fight like a woman."

"Jimi Hendrix: Deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin: Deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass: Deceased, ham sandwich."

"Pardon me for being rude."

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"

"My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? [beat] I hope I didn't say that out loud just now."