"[sings:] Come on and dress me, dress me, dress me in my finest array,/because in case you haven't heard, today is Do-mi-do Day!/Dress me in my silver garters, dress me in my diamond studs,/Because I'm going do-mi-do-ing in my do-mi-do duds!"

"Gabriel Byrne - Charlie Dickinson"

"Tommy Rettig - Bart Collins"

"Jared Harris - Benmont Tench"

"Crispin Glover - Train Fireman"

"Train fireman: Look out the window. And doesn't this remind you of when you were in the boat, and then later than night, you were lying, looking up at the ceiling, and the water in your head was not dissimilar from the landscape, and you think to yourself, "Why is it that the landscape is moving, but the boat is still?""

"Robert Mitchum - John Dickinson"

"Conway Twill: I'll tell you one thing: if that there Blake fella keeps on shootin' marshals, I might end up liking the bastard!"

"Things which are alike, in nature, grow to look alike."

"I am no cog; I don't even like the sound of it. I am an independent contractor."

"Johnny Depp - William Blake"

"Mary Healy - Heloise Collins"

"John Hurt - John Scholfield"

"Gary Farmer - Nobody"

"Elevator operator: [singing the Dungeon elevator song] First floor dungeon Assorted simple tortures Molten lead, chopping blocks and hot boiling oil Second floor dungeon Jewelry department Leg chains, ankle chains, neck chains, wrist chains, thumbscrews and nooses of the very finest rope Basement dungeon EVERYBODY OUT!"

"Mili Avital - Thel Russell"

"If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite."

"Every night and every morn, some to misery are born. Every morn and every night, some are born to sweet delight. Some are born to sweet delight; some are born to endless night."

"The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow."

"That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood."

"Don't let the sun burn a hole in your ass, William Blake. Rise now, and drive your cart and plough over the bones of the dead!"

"Michael Rooker - Grantham "Grant" Grant"

"Tania Saulnier - Kylie Strutemyer"

"Gregg Henry - Mayor Jackson "Jack" MacReady"

"Feed the fear."

"Nathan Fillion - William "Bill" Pardy"

"Elizabeth Banks - Starla Grant"

"Kylie Strutemyer: His real face looks like a needle. But he's always got another. He goes from place to place, worids, planets, killing them. Some he gets pregnant, others he just takes over with his worms. And the rest he eats till they're gone. Now he's here."

"Tourneur: He looks likes something that fell off my dick during the war."

"What's Gotten Into You?"

"Horror Has a New Face"

"Brenda: [as the alien slugs tear her apart on the inside] Those little fuckers are tearing me apart!"

"Slug it out."

"Starla Grant: When Darwin said "fittest," he didn't necessarily mean the strongest, or the most intelligent, or any one trait. He merely meant those organisms most well-suited to their environments. Now, we humans, we think we're more fit, more evolved, because we're smarter. But we're neophytes. We've only been on this Earth two million years, give or take. The cockroach, that fellow's been around 350 million years. So, based on that, which of us is the more successful species?"

"You ain't gonna shoot me, Starla! I told you: You always needed me to protect you! You for damn sure ain't got the balls to--"

"Hey there, killer!"

"Open this door, you little whore! Don't mess with me, you little slut."

"I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all. I lost my head. I didn't mean to do none of them things I done. Not kill them pets. Not make Brenda a womb. But it's my nature, ain't it? How can you blame someone for acting according to his own nature? I wanted to tell you what was going on, but I was afraid you wouldn't love me no more. I never knew love, Starla..."

"Praise Jesus? That's fucking pushing it. This shit's about as far from God as shit can get. Either of you ever seen anything like that? You ever heard of anything like that? Huh? Me neither. And I watch Animal Planet all the fucking time!"

"If I weren't about to shit my pants, I'd be fucking fascinated."

"It's all over, Starla. And I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere. Till I'm all that is! Then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed. Won't you, sugarplum?"

"Come on, baby, don't... Don't look at me like that."

"My easygoing nature is getting sorely fucking tested."

"I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk. He just don't strike me as a real dog lover, is all."

"Well, now that is some fucked up shit."

"Get the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!"

"Grant looks like a squid, don't know where he's gonna hide... Seaworld maybe."