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April 10, 2026
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"THEY'RE BACK AGAIN...in the most hilarious comedy of their career!"
"Oliver Hardy β Ollie"
"Edmund MacDonald β Sgt. Hippo"
"Stan Laurel β Stan"
"Anchors Away for Their Funniest Comedy Hit!"
"They'll Scuttle Your Blues To the Bottom of the Sea!"
"Charles Trowbridge β Colonel Ridley"
"Anchors Away for Their Funniest"
"And don't call me 'Dizzy'! DOPEY!!"
"THEY'RE IN A PERMENANT DIMOUT... and you'll be in hysterics!"
"Edgar Kennedy β Joe Bledsoe"
"Sheila Ryan β Ginger Hammond"
"Stephen McNally β Dan Madison"
"Nella Walker β Millicent Norton"
"Donald Meek β Eustace Middling"
"Matt Briggs β Wentworth Harlan"
"Margaret Dumont β Louise Harlan"
"Robert Bailey β Grant Lawrence"
"Allan Lane β George Worthing"
"Butler: [to Wentworth Harlan]; Mr.Harlan, this is really most important. Your house is on fire!"
"Do you want to learn to dance---with joy? Take a lesson from Laurel and Hardy in "The Dancing Master," their latest screen scream!"
"The harder they fall, the bigger I am!"
"Stan Laurel β Stanley"
"Anthony Caruso β Mike"
"James Bush β Jimmy O'Grady"
"Lee Patrick β Dorcas"
"Robert Emmett Keane β Henry Corcoran"
"Gladys Blake β Dice-game operator"
"Bob Bailey β Chester Wright"
"Douglas Fowley β Malcolm Bennett"
"Vivian Blaine β Susan Cowan"
"Noel Madison β Tony Queen"
"Oliver Hardy β Oliver"
"Don Costello β Heydrich"
"This is that movie about those people."
"Frederic Worlock β Otto"
"Philip Van Zandt β Herman"
"Charles Coleman β Norton's Butler"
"Robert Emmett O'Connor β Charlie Beaugart"
"Paul Stanton β Capt. Biddle"
"William Tannen β Joseph"
"Howard Freeman β J.P. Norton"
"Russell Hicks β Maj. Scanlon"
"Henry O'Neill β Rittenhause"
"Trudy Marshall β Trudy Harlan"