"[sarcastically] Good morning, Mr. Norton. And a good morning to you, Mrs. Norton! They're a very happy couple. J.P. w…"

"I volunteered to be a victim. I certainly never thought I'd fall in the hands of those idiots! I'd rather fight Japs …"

"THEY'RE IN A PERMENANT DIMOUT... and you'll be in hysterics!"

"Their gayest film glorifies our home front heroes."

"Daffies Of Defense... Making the Home Front Safe for Hysterics!"

"Stan Laurel — Stan"

"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"

"Edgar Kennedy — Joe Bledsoe"

"Jacqueline White — Peggy Parker"

"Everybody likes Peggy. On the other hand, there's J.P. Norton, President of the bank. He'd lend you money on most any…"