"Well, gentlemen, I'm a different man behind a desk - as any stenographer can tell you. But, uh, what I want to know, is why they're burying the last manager. And don't tell me it's because he's dead."

"After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... and I can't think of a better arrangement."

"I don't mind being killed, but I resent hearing it from a character whose head comes to a point!"

"From now on the essence of this hotel will be speed. If a customer askes you for a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes. If he asks you for a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute. If he askes you for a one-minute egg, give him the chicken and let him work it out for himself!"

"The Howl Raiser of 1946"

"100 Girls! 1,000 Scenes! 10,000 Laffs!"

"Groucho Marx — Manager Ronald Kornblow"

"Harpo Marx — Rusty"

"Chico Marx — Corbaccio"

"Sig Ruman – Count Pfferman/Heinrich Stubel"

"Charles Drake — Lieutenant Pierre Delmar"

"Lois Collier — Annette"

"Lewis L. Russell — Governor Galoux"

"Dan Seymour — Prefect of Police Captain Brizzard"

"Paul Harvey — Mr. Smythe"

"Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket."

"[to Chico] Now this is our cemetery. I've got a list of a hundred people just dying to get in. But I like you and I'm going to shove you in ahead of all of them. I'm going to get you a steady position. And if I can arrange it, it'll be horizontal."

"[Watching Harpo wobble away from the banquet table] Well, I got rid of one. And one like that is worth three ordinary ones!"

"Paramount's All Talking-Singing Musical Comedy Hit!"

"Groucho Marx — Mr. Hammer"

"Harpo Marx — Harpo"

"Chico Marx — Chico"

"Zeppo Marx — Jamison"

"Mary Eaton — Polly Potter"

"Oscar Shaw — Robert 'Bob' Adams"

"Margaret Dumont — Mrs. Potter"

"Kay Francis — Penelope"

"Cyril Ring — Harvey Yates"

"Basil Ruysdael — Detective Hennessey"

"Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!"

"Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much?"

"With a little study you'll go a long way. And I wish you'd start now."

"[Posing as a reporter] Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish to announce that a buffet supper will be served in the next room in five minutes. In order to get you into that room quickly, Mrs.Smallhausen will sing a soprano solo in THIS room!"

"You roared at them in The Cocoanuts. You laughed your heard off at Animal Crackers. Now see the famous frenzied foursome in their merriest, maddest farce Monkey Business. The whole family will enjoy it."

"The Four Marx Brothers in their newest, funniest laugh-lark."

"Groucho Marx — Groucho"

"Harpo Marx — Harpo"

"Chico Marx — Chico"

"Zeppo Marx — Zeppo"