"Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish to announce that a buffet supper will be served in the next room in five minutes. In order to get you into that room quickly, Mrs.Smallhausen will sing a soprano solo in THIS room!"

"No thanks. Bad luck. Three on a midget."

"Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much?"

"Philip Loeb — Timothy Hogarth"

"[Posing as a reporter] Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?"

"[to Mrs.Dukesbury] Write me a check for ten thousand dollars and everybody will be happy,including the gorilla. And I DO mean you!"

"With a little study you'll go a long way. And I wish you'd start now."

"Ann Miller — Hilda Manney"

"Clifford Dunstan — Joseph Gribble"

"Keep the world laughing!"

"Hello? Room Service. Bring up enough ice to cool a warm body."

"I give you my solemn word as an embezzler, I'll be back in ten minutes."

"Harpo Marx — Rusty Panello"

"George Lessey — The Railroad President"

"Any resemblance between these two characters and living persons is purely accidental!"

"Barnett Parker — Whitcomb"

"I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure."

"Nat Pendleton — Goliath the Strongman"

"[to Chico] Now this is our cemetery. I've got a list of a hundred people just dying to get in. But I like you and I'm going to shove you in ahead of all of them. I'm going to get you a steady position. And if I can arrange it, it'll be horizontal."

"Jerry Marenghi — Little Professor Atom"

"Groucho Marx — Groucho"

"Zeppo Marx — Zeppo"

"Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket."

"Chico Marx — Chico"

"Harpo Marx — Harpo"

"Charles Gemora — Gibraltar the Gorilla"

"Paramount's All Talking-Singing Musical Comedy Hit!"

"Oscar Shaw — Robert 'Bob' Adams"

"Harpo Marx — Harpo"

"Chico Marx — Harry Binelli"

"Groucho Marx — Mr. Hammer"

"Thelma Todd — Lucille Briggs"

"Harry Woods — Alky Briggs"

"I'm not in business for love, you know. I was in love once and I got the business."

"Chico Marx — Chico"

"I still think it's a terrible play, but it makes a wonderful rehearsal."

"Mary Eaton — Polly Potter"

"John Carroll — Terry Turner"

"Zeppo Marx — Jamison"

""I'd like a license to hunt Wagner. He'd look great next to my moose"."

"[taking off layers of clothing] Now I know how Gypsy Rose Lee feels."

"June MacCloy — Lulubelle"

"Kay Francis — Penelope"

"Alexander Asro — Sasha Smirnoff"

"Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!"

"I have an agreement with the houseflies. They don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling."

"Cyril Ring — Harvey Yates"

"Fritz Feld — Jardinet"