"Well, there's only one world: the real world. And in that world, if a man takes a woman out on a Friday night in her hooker heels and she can't bring her homegirl, he trying to get some booty."

"Jessica Alba — Honey Daniels"

"You big dummy! How the hell you don't know how to get to the B.Q.E.? Let me tell you something, if you make me miss my hookup with miss Honey Daniels, I'm gonna barbecue your Big Bird-looking, Men in Black-wannabe, Driving Miss Daisy ass!"

"Honey, you got skills. And that's gonna take you places."

"Mekhi Phifer — Chaz"

"You say that like you never heard of Monica Lewinsky."

"It was everything I always wanted. But when I had got it, it felt like nothing, less than nothing."

"I want you to fire them. I want you to tell them why you're not using them."

"Your flavour's hot."

"You need to call MC Hammer and let him know you're stealing his stuff."

"I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh."

"Joy Bryant — Gina"

"Michael Roark - Ryan"

"Mircea Monroe - Ken's wife"

"Riley Keough - Nora"

"Gabriel Iglesias - Tobias"

"Wendi McLendon-Covey - Tara"

"How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?"

"Adam Rodríguez - Tito"

"Betsy Brandt - Banker"

"Kevin Nash - Tarzan"

"Cody Horn - Brooke"

"Matt Bomer - Ken"

"Alex Pettyfer - Adam "The Kid""

"Olivia Munn - Joanna"

"CHANNING TATUM is MIKE"

"LET MAGIC MIKE KEEP YOU WARM THIS WINTER"

"Joe Manganiello - Big Dick Richie"

"Channing Tatum - Michael "Magic Mike" Lane"

"[to The Kid] You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!"

"Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!"

"Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! [smiles] But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight..."

"WORK ALL DAY. WORK IT ALL NIGHT."

"THEY ALWAYS AIM TO TEASE"

"Matthew McConaughey - Dallas"

"Tim Diffee - One Nut Steve"

"Patrick John Flueger as Chuck Cranston"

"Ray McKinnon as Uncle Wes Warnicker"

"Ziah Colon as Rusty"

"Kim Dickens as Aunt Lulu Warnicker"

"Andie MacDowell as Vi Moore"

"Miles Teller as Willard Hewitt"

"Ser'Darius Blain as Woody"

"[after his bus catches fire] And I'm on fire."

"Kenny Wormald as Ren MacCormack"

"Julianne Hough as Ariel Moore"

"[addressing the town council] I wasn't here three years ago, when tragedy struck this town. And I know it's not my place to mourn the lives that were lost because I didn't know them. But it doesn't mean that I don't think about them every day. Like a lot of students at Bomont, I see those pictures every day at school. And each time I see their faces, I think of how precious life is and how quickly it can be taken from us. I know this firsthand... in my own way. And three years ago, nearly a dozen laws were introduced to this council in order to protect the children of Bomont. And most of these laws, I can see, as a parent, how they make sense to you. But my right to dance... when I want, where I want, and how I want is a right that you cannot take away! It is mine. See, we don't have that much time left. All us teenagers, pretty soon we're gonna be just like you. We're gonna have jobs, and bills, and families. And we're gonna have to worry about our own children, because that is the job of a parent. To worry. I get that. But outs, as teenagers, is to live! To play our music way too loud and to act like idiots! And to make mistakes. Aren't we told in Psalm 149: "Praise the Lord. Sing unto the Lord a new song. And let them praise his name in the dance." Now if anybody else brought their bible, like I did, will you please turn it into the Book of Samuel, 6:14. "David... David danced before the Lord with all his might, leaping and dancing before the Lord." Celebrating his love of God and celebrating his love of life. With what? With dancing! That's all we're doing here. Ecclesiastes assures us, "There is a time for each purpose under heaven. There's a time to weep. There's a time to mourn. And there is a time to dance." And this is our time! There was once a time for that law, but not anymore. Thank you."

"Hey! I thought this was a party! Let's dance!"