"[about jazz] It's conflict and it's compromise, and it's just...it's new every time. It's brand new every night. It's very, very exciting! And it's dying. It's dying, Mia. It's dying on the vine. And the world says, "Let it die. It had its time." Well, not on my watch."

"[singing] City of stars, Are you shining just for me? City of stars, There's so much that I can't see. Who knows, Is this the start of something wonderful and new? Or one more dream That I cannot make true?"

"Jessica Rothe - Alexis"

"I think you should call it Seb's because no one will come to a place called Chicken on a Stick."

"[singing] She told me a bit of madness is key To give us new colors to see. Who knows where it will lead us? And that's why they need us. So bring on the rebels, The ripples from pebbles, The painters and poets and plays.And here's to the fools Who dream, Crazy as they may seem. Here's to the hearts that break, Here's to the mess We make."

"John Legend - Keith"

"Keith: How are you gonna be a revolutionary if you're such a traditionalist? You hold onto the past, but jazz is about the future."

"Tom Everett Scott - David"

"I mean, if this really is our last ride, what if we make up some new routines?"

"Brandon Richardson - Scorpio"

"Michael Strahan - Augustus"

"Stephen "tWitch" Boss - Malik"

"Lindsey Moser - Smiling Cashier"

"Amber Heard - Zoe"

"Jada Pinkett Smith - Rome"

"Elizabeth Banks - Paris"

"Andie MacDowell - Nancy"

"Adam Rodríguez - Tito"

"Gabriel Iglesias - Tobias"

"Donald Glover - Andre"

"Tomorrow, we start the pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention!"

"Channing Tatum - Michael "Magic Mike" Lane"

"Matt Bomer - Ken"

"Joe Manganiello - Big Dick Richie"

"Kevin Nash - Tarzan"

"David Moscow — Michael Ellis"

"Zachary Isaiah Williams — Raymond"

"Missy Elliott — Herself"

"Lonette McKee — Mrs. Daniels"

"Mekhi Phifer — Chaz"

"Joy Bryant — Gina"

"Laurieann Gibson — Katrina"

"Lil' Romeo — Benny"

"You say that like you never heard of Monica Lewinsky."

"So riddled with limp clichés that it doesn't even qualify as a guilty pleasure."

"There's an entertainingly ludicrous movie lurking somewhere inside of the ludicrous, mediocre one this actually is."

"Honey, you got skills. And that's gonna take you places."

"Jessica Alba — Honey Daniels"

"I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh."

"You big dummy! How the hell you don't know how to get to the B.Q.E.? Let me tell you something, if you make me miss my hookup with miss Honey Daniels, I'm gonna barbecue your Big Bird-looking, Men in Black-wannabe, Driving Miss Daisy ass!"