"What's our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are supposed to do?"

"Wanna know why I carry this tape recorder? To tape things. See, I'm an idea man, Chuck. I got ideas coming at me all …"

"So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had the idea for them first?"

"What if you mix...mayonnaise right in the can with the tuna fish? Hold it! Hold it! Wait a minute! Chuck! Take live t…"

"We'll call ourselves Love Brokers."

"What are we really talking about here? Huh? What's the essence of what we're talking about? Spell it out for you if I…"

"I wash my hands and my feet of you!"

"Leonard: Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor."

"Ever since two enterprising young men turned the City Morgue into a swinging business, people have been dying to get in."

"It makes the day seem dead."