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April 10, 2026
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"I am SO made for this!"
"Look at me go, it’s like poetry in motion."
"Crypto: Hey! Why the long face?"
"African-American Hippie: Honky."
"African-American Hippie: Yeah, it's big."
"African-American Hippie: Dead honky."
"African-American Hippie: Cracker."
"KGB Cosmonaut: Die, you Astro bastard!"
"Secret Agent: Is the world ready for a gay super spy? I didn't think so. Back in the closet, Double-Oh-Pooftah!"
"Japanese Schoolgirl: Tomorrow I wearing pants, dammit!"
"Japanese Schoolgirl: Best thing about being eighteen years old? I be this age forever!"
"Japanese Female: I would like to continue affair with kamikaze pilot Hideki-san, but just feel like relationship has no future..."
"Japanese Female: Husband pacifist! Never in army! So why he always say he "going commando"?"
"Japanese Female: Geisha should not have such bad reputation. They go down in history! In fact, they very good at going down! Haha! Zing!"
"Japanese Female: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto... FOR NOTHING!"
"Japanese Male: Excuse me, may I kiss the sky!"
"Leonid: Pull yourself together, Leonid! Khrushchev always said, "The proletariat are like dogs; they can smell fear! Even in a vacuum, nyet?""
"Leonid: Oh God, how am I going to face them all? They're fed up with this place - and I can't blame them! We sold our principles to a race of... of GIANT SPACE CRABS FROM MARS! It's the oldest cliché in the book! Oh, I am not fit to be a Soviet hero..."
"Albion Male Urban: My mind says David Frost, but my body says Benny Hill."
"Albion Female Hippie: Me mind says John; me body says Paul; me soul says George. So why do I always end up going home with Ringo?"
"Black Ninja: You’ll die now, dragon!"
"Black Ninja: Prepare yourself for death!"
"Black Ninja: For great justice! (reference to the introduction scene in the game Zero Wing)."
"KGB Cosmonaut: You are thinking I'm falling for that one?"
"Crypto: Yeah, I ordered a pizza, like, seven million years ago!"
"KGB Cosmonaut: I am hearing this joke before..."
"KGB Cosmonaut: Is being on way comrade, driver is just leaving."
"KGB Cosmonaut: Shut upski."
"Crypto: D'ja hear about the phone that worked on the moon, despite the fact there's no air?"
"Crypto: Is your biodome runnin'?"
"Crypto: Yeah, can I speak to comrade Meeov, first name Jack?"
"Japanese Male: Should I join White Ninja, or Black Ninja? On one hand, White Ninja are in glorious harmony with universe. On other hand, Black Ninja get to live on island north of Takoshima City. White Ninja get spiritual fulfillment. Black Ninja get paid. Black Ninja."
"Tunguska KGB Officer: No this is disinformation. Please hold, I connect you."
"Crypto: Is this information?"
"KGB Cosmonaut: Secret Soviet Moonbase Solaris!"
"Japanese Female: Why co-eds always wear such short skirts? Nothing sexy about prying thighs from frozen park bench!"
"Crypto: Yeah, can I talk to Agent Meeov, first name Jack?"
"Tunguska KGB Officer: You are being such jerk, Ivan."
"Tunguska KGB Officer: I am not knowing. Are you having lotion around?"
"Japanese Schoolgirl: Maybe tomorrow I will eat something. Naaaah..."
"Crypto: COME QUICK! THERE'S SOME AMERICAN WACKO PLAYING GOLF ON THE MOON!"
"Crypto: Hey, is your fridge running?"
"Tunguska KGB Officer: He is not being here, may I be taking message?"
"Tunguska KGB Officer: What is being fridge?"
"Tunguska KGB Officer: KGB Headquarters. How may I directing your call?"
"Takoshima Police Woman: Boyfriend-san! Not while I at work! You make me have to take special trip to ladies' room!"
"Crypto: I'm looking for Schlodovodowisic Smirnoff."
"Officer Johnson: Police headquarters, Officer Johnson."
"Crypto: Hey! I'm the guy you're looking for!"
"KGB Cosmonaut: Da - be pulling other one."