"My children, whom I love so dearly, it has been my duty in the long and difficult years since the World Crash of '79 to serve you as best I could. Never before in history have masses forgone all comfort, so that the spirit of genius might thrive and seek the golden key to a new time of plenty in the fertile field of minority privilege. And now, my children, the drivers are ready. The world is waiting. Once more, I give you what you want."

"Simone Griffeth as Annie Smith (Frankenstein's navigator)"

"Sylvester Stallone as Joe "Machine Gun" Viterbo"

"Sandy Ignon as FBI Agent"

"Martin Kove as Ray "Nero the Hero" Lonagan"

"Helen Loris as Dr. Creamer, ABE's programmer"

"Mary Woronov as Jane "Calamity Jane" Kelly"

"Wendy Bartel as Laurie"

"Fred Grandy as Herman 'The German' Boch (Matilda's navigator)"

"William Shephard as Pete (Jane's navigator)"

"Hi, my fellow citizens of this great country of ours, the United Corporations of America. Why did those Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock? Because they needed a place to stage the greatest filthy contest known to man!"

"Paul Laurence as Special Agent"

"Charlie Farrell as J.B., the male Death Race commentator"

"Shanna Olson as Grace Tickle, the female Death Race commentator and interviewer"

"Joyce Jameson as Grace Pander (race announcer)"

"John Landis as Mechanic"

"Don Steele as Junior Bruce (race announcer)"

"Pierre Paolo Goya Kobashigawa as Chi Wapp, Minerva's proxy"

"Wendy Dio as Blonde Masseuse"

"Sandy McCallum as Mr. President"

"Louisa Moritz as Myra (Joe's navigator)"

"Cameron Jack - the Warden"

"Danny Trejo - Goldberg"

"Terence Maynard - Valentine"

"Fred Koehler - "Lists""

"Velizar Peev - Nazi Bastard"

"Danny Glover - Bob "Baltimore Bob""

"Velislav Pavlov - "Frankenstein""

"Christine Marzano - Jane"

"No one's gonna shed a tear for Nazi Bastard and his nasty little Fräulein. I mean, boo-hoo. It's not a real loss to the planet Earth. Four drivers remain. Frankenstein and Gipsy Rose have opened up a big lead on Johnny Law and Connor Gibson."

"I can't believe what I just saw. Connor Gibson jumped the bridge, putting him right back in the thick of it. This bloodsucker's got game. Mmm."

"[describing Gibson to Goldberg for Baltimore Bob] Connor Gibson. In for felony... whatever. Two counts, six counts, who's counting? He's in here with the rest of us. I wish I had a few more b-bullet points for you, but he's a question mark."

"Well, I'll be damned. This traitor and his bitch, Bexie, just burned down the Fireman. Only five Death Racers left as they head into the projects. Frankenstein is still in the lead, with Gipsy Rose a close second, and Connor Gibson's eating everyone's dust in dead last. Stage three: the projects."

"Yennis Cheung - Rose "Gypsy Rose""

"Zach McGowan - Connor Gibson"

"Frankenstein and Benedict Arnold himself, Connor Gibson, battle for the lead. But Gipsy Rose and Johnny Law are hanging around the front of the pack."

"Lorina Kamburova - Nazi Girl"

"And here they are! Welcome to Death Race, the ultimate in auto carnage. One day, 11 drivers, four stages and over 250 live camera feeds."

"Let's talk about the bad boys and girls that run this race. Featuring three-time racer Johnny Law and his monster police cruiser. He's here to protect and serve. Two-time racer the Fireman and his Dodge Ram Hemi. His ax is coming through your door. Queen bitch of the Sprawl, Matilda the Hun, sporting her school bus yellow Econoline van. And first-timer Gipsy Rose in her bad-for-nothing Mini Cooper S. With a face only a mother could love, here's Pierced-Face and his VW Bug. Nazi Bastard and his bloodthirsty truck from hell. Dirt and his Formula 1 War Cycle, counting on speed to keep him alive. Veteran racer Dead Man and his killer hearse. He didn't come here to rest in peace; no, sir. Behind the wheel of her Toyota Celica, virgin racer Cleopatra. And last but definitely least, our resident rat, Sergeant Gibson and his big block Camaro. He's got a bullseye on his back."

"Now, give it up for your champion, returning to the track of his seven straight wins, the man who just won't die, Frankenstein!"