"[explaining a dream she had with Thurston] I knew then that our love was not some idealized state, but a union of secrets and flaws, and it broke my heart to think such things."

"Kat Dennings – Caroline Wexler"

"My mom once told me that if you ever want to make a man happy... flatter his vanity. Tell him he's handsome. She said not to bother calling him interesting or clever, because that's what their bosses and colleagues are for. But every man carries a secret dream of being handsome, and desperately yearns to be recognized as such."

"When I know people hate me, instead of trying to change their minds, I get defensive and weird and become the exact girl they think I am."

"Don't we all wanna be somebody different sometimes? Someone smarter and sexier and bolder than we really are?"

"Julian Richings as Charon"

"Chelan Simmons as the Lotus Eater"

"Catherine Keener as Sally Jackson"

"Maria Olsen as Mrs. Dodds"

"Luke Camilleri as Dionysus"

"Uma Thurman as Medusa"

"Joe Pantoliano as Gabe Ugliano"

"Pierce Brosnan as Chiron"

"Ona Grauer as Artemis"

"Serinda Swan as Aphrodite"

"Conrad Coates as Hephaestus"

"Dimitri Lekkos as Apollo"

"Erica Cerra as Hera"

"Stefanie von Pfetten as Demeter"

"Ray Winstone as Ares"

"Kevin McKidd as Poseidon"

"Steve Coogan as Hades"

"Melina Kanakaredes as Athena"

"Sean Bean as Zeus"

"Brandon T. Jackson as Grover Underwood"

"Alexandra Daddario as Annabeth Chase"

"Rosario Dawson as Persephone"

"Jake Abel as Luke Castellan"

"What's our legacy? We came, we saw, we got pissed on weekly? Fuck that. I don't know about you, but I'm gonna walk where I wanna walk, Barry. And if you had an ounce of respect for yourself, you'd walk right beside me."

"I'm thinkin' last day of school, first bell before homeroom. So what're you gonna say? You're not gonna punk out on me, are you?"

"Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson"

"Dylan Neal as Hermes"

"This play is the best way to know how to look into a kid's heart."

"It's not what's in a kid's backpack that makes him dangerous, it's what's in his heart."

"When I am gone, you will all have this to ponder and maybe realize why I did what I did. A little push in front of other kids is a very big deal, particularly when you know it's gonna happen to you every single day, every single day, every single day, you are almost relieved when it actually happens. You are always waiting, waiting for the next attack. They don't just hurt kids, they make you hurt yourself. I can't take two more years of this, and the more they call me the mad bomber, the more they are scaring themselves. They don't know what I'm capable of, they don't know what I can do, and then there's the sanctuary of home sweet home. So, the play, yes. Mr. do-gooder- why does he even bother? Doesn't he know it's already too late? Sometimes I see the way things could've been, I just wish I could be the person she thinks I am. Kids can be the most ruthless people in the world. They can just be supernaturally cruel. You've got to be a man! Be a man! BE A MAN! Sometimes you just wanna cry. Sometimes hate is the only real thing in the world. You can stop loving someone, but hate seems to go on forever. People respect hate. It speaks, it vibrates. Some people don't even need a gun to hurt you. They use words or laughter. They enjoy watching you bleed to death. They get off watching you fighting back the tears, getting a lump in your throat, blushing, wanting to cry, and they give you a name: Trashcan, pizzaface, loser, faggot, loser, weirdo, spaz, retard. You know the name does something to you. It changes who you are, it alters your molecules and one day you wake up and you look in the mirror and you don't recognize yourself anymore, because you believe them. They win, you lose. You wanna cry, please leave me alone, but nobody listens, because nobody cares, because you don't have a name anymore because they took it away, and then one day they say that name and you hear something go snap. You realize what you gotta do, you gotta take back your name and you've gotta do it in front of the whole school because that's where they took your name away from you. You gotta do it so every kid will remember. This is about justice and after a while you can only think of one way: Jonesboro, Springfield, Paducah, Columbine, a gun, a bomb, instant justice, Ba-bang! But what a rush when they roll out that yellow tape, miles and miles of yellow tape. They won't have enough when I'm finished. So when these hallways are flooded with rivers of blood, when these hallways are choked with their corpses in body bags you all say oh what a tragedy, oh what a tragedy, but possibly after viewing my tapes, you won't be so quick to judge. Maybe that's why I was put in this earth. So consider this my last will and testament."

"Sometimes hate can be the only real thing. You can stop loving someone, but hate can last on forever."

"My highs compared to my lows are like, one in a million. Eh, not really, I mean, that's in exaggeration... you know, like one in 500."

"Sasha Jenson as Brady"

"Leslie L. Rohland as Lindsey"

"Kathleen Kinmont as Kelly Meeker"

"Beau Starr as Sheriff Ben Meeker"

"Donald Pleasence as Dr. Samuel Loomis"

"George P. Wilbur as Michael Myers"

"Ten years ago, he changed the face of Halloween. Tonight, HE'S BACK."

"Michael Pataki as Dr. Hoffman"

"Jesus ain't got nothing to do with this place."

"The one you're picking up? Just thinking about him gives me the willies. A decade ago, Halloween night. He murdered 16 people, maybe more, trying to get to his sister. He nearly got her, too. But his doctor, of all people, shot him six times. Then he set him on fire. Both of them nearly burned to death. Yeah, I'll be glad to see this one gone. Yes, indeedy."

"Danielle Harris as Jamie Lloyd"

"Six bodies!! Sheriff, that's what I've seen! Between here and Ridgemont! A filling station in flames!! I tell you, Michael Myers is here in this town!! He's here to kill that little girl and anybody who gets in his way!"

"You're talking about him as if he were a human being. That part of him died years ago."