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April 10, 2026
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"Carl Lumbly as Bork"
"Dennis Quaid as Lar"
"It's dopey, but it's also lots of fun."
"...the characters don't exactly speak. They grunt and gesture in a language the audience gradually comes to understand. This doesn't make them any less articulate than many characters in movies with more elaborate scripts."
"Given the Neanderthal concepts of humor guiding so many recent movie comedies, the new slapstick farce "Caveman" is obviously a numbskull consummation -- the Neanderthal comedy about Neanderthals."
"Graham Stark - Jordan the Butler"
"Joyce Van Patten - Nadia's Mother"
"Stanley Jordan - himself"
"Barry Sobel - Gas Station Attendant"
"Stephanie Faracy - Susie Davis"
"Armin Shimerman - French Waiter"
"Alice Hirson - Muriel Bedford"
"George Coe - Harry Gruen"
"Mark Blum - Denny Gordon"
"William Daniels - Judge Harold Bedford"
"Bruce Willis - Walter Davis"
"Kim Basinger - Nadia Gates"
"John Larroquette - David Bedford"
"I just have this chemical imbalance almost like an allergy to alcohol. It just makes me crazy!"
"Do you recognize me? I used to be a respectable citizen. I had a good job and a promising future. I made only one mistake - I went on a blind date. ...Anyone got $10,000 for bail?"
"Sab Shimono - Mr. Yakamoto"
"Momo Yashima - Mrs. Yakamoto"
"Dick Durock - Bouncer"
"Herb Tanney - Minister"
"A date with her is every man's dream come true. And with dreams like her - who needs nightmares?"
"Phil Hartman - Ted Davis"
"Nicholas Rue - Background Creep"
"Brian George - Maitre d'"
"Walter Charles - Auctioneer"
"Tawny Moyer - Leading Lady"
"Ed Herlihy - TV Reporter"
"Emma Walton - First Extra"
"Rick Ducommun - Wardell"
"Paul Sorvino - Tony Pazzo"
"Keye Luke - Ishimine"
"Jennifer Edwards - Ellen Frankenthaler"
"Howie Mandel - Dennis Powell"
"Richard Mulligan - Wayne 'Turnip' Parragella"
"Ted Danson - Spence Holden"
"Stuart Margolin - Maurice 'Binky' Drundza"
"Larry Storch - Leopold Klop"
"Dennis Franz - Phil"
"MarÃa Conchita Alonso - Claudia Pazzo"
"Carrie Leigh - Second Extra"
"Sharan Lea - Young Girl"
"Kane - Tanker Lutz"
"Mark Henry - Tut Beemer"
"The Big Show - Brick Hughes"
"The Great Khali - Tug Phelps"
"Montel Vontavious Porter - Vernon Freedom"