To Be or Not to Be (1983 film)

"Ladies and gentlemen: In the interest of clarity and sanity, the rest of this movie will not be in Polish."

"Oh, but that's enough talk about me. Let's talk about you. How'd you like me in the first act?"

"[about Frederick] He's world famous in Poland."

"[Of Frederick's performance] What he did to Hamlet we are now doing to Poland."

"Vat do you mean you haven't got proof? Dat is no excuse! Arrezt zem! Vat? Vere? Vy? VEN? From now on, ven in doubt, arrezt zem! Arrezt zem! Arrezt zem! Arrezt zem! Zen shoot zem and interrogate zem! Oh, you are right, just shoot zem!"

"Without Jews, fags, and gypsies, there is no theater."

"[to Anna] Listen, sweetheart, if I don't come back, I forgive you for whatever happened between you and Lt. Sobinsky... but if I do come back, you're in a lot of trouble!"

"That is the movie!"

"Mel Brooks - Frederick Bronski"

"Anne Bancroft - Anna Bronski"

"Ronny Graham - Sondheim, Stage Manager"

"Estelle Reiner - Gruba"

"Jack Riley - Dobish"

"Lewis J. Stadlen - Lupinsky"

"George Gaynes - Ravitch"

"George Wyner - Ratkowski"

"Christopher Lloyd - S.S. Captain Schultz"

"José Ferrer - Professor Siletski"

"Charles Durning - S.S. Colonel Erhardt"

"Tim Matheson - Lieutenant Andrei"

"Earl Boen - Dr. Boyarski"

"Ivor Barry - General Hobbs"

"William Glover - Major Cunningham"

"James Haake - Sasha"

"Max Brooks - Rifka's son"

"Larry Rosenberg - Rifka's husband"

"Milt Jamin - Gestapo soldier"

"Wolf Muser - Desk sergeant"

"Henry Brandon- Nazi officer"

"Tucker Smith - Klotskis Klown"

"Phil Adams - Airport sentry"

"Curt Lowens - Airport officer"

"Terence Marsh - Startled British officer"

"Paul Ratliff - Naval officer"

"Scott Beach - Narrator"