First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"It's clobbering time! (when double damage is picked, Reference to "The Thing" of the "Fantastic Four")"
"It's my way or... Hell, it's my way! [after blowing a subway car up at E4L2]"
"It's gear stripping time! [when spotting a robot]"
"Let's rock! (before engaging the final fight with Morphix at E1L3 and E8L3, and after respawning)"
"Life is like a box of ammo. (when assault rifle is selected, reference to the film Forrest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...")"
"Looks like I'm on Candid Camera (allusion to a TV show pranking people) [when Duke sees a shooting camera]"
"Looks like Morphix puts workers' safety first... Right after everything else [before switching lights on at early parts of E5L1]"
"Looks like your hardware's gone a little soft, Morphix! [when trashing Morphix's robot after E8L3 and after damaging his helicopter at E1L3]"
"Looks like you've gotten ahead of yourself there. [after boss fight at E4L3]"
"Looks like we're about to reach our final destination. [just before boss fight at E3L3]"
"Makin'... bacon! [after killing a pig cop]"
"Mimic that! [after killing a mutant roach]"
"Morphix and his G.L.O.P.P. rig are going down faster than Enron. Let's rock. (when starting E6L1, reference to the bankrupt Enron Corporation)"
"Mother F-[beep] keycards! [when a keycard is needed to open the door]"
"My gun's bigger than yours. [when pulse cannon is selected]"
"No goin' back now! [when attempting to move back at E1 (all levels), E2L3, E6L1 and E6L2]"
"No token? No ride! [when he kills a mutant on the subway and after a boss fight at E3L3] (reference to Indiana Jones "Zeppelin Scene")"
"No disassembly required. [after killing a robot]"
"Now I'm really pissed off! [after respawning]"
"Oops, I did it again! (when he blows enemies with X3000 gun, reference to the Britney Spears song)"
"Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark. [when Duke Nukem blows enemies up]"
"Pigs will fly before Morphix rules the world on my watch! [right before starting E2L1]"
"Pucker up, buttercup! (when Duke encounters a fembot)"
"Rest in pieces! [when he blows enemies up]"
"Say hello to my little friend! (when pipebomb is selected, reference to "Scarface")"
"Sewer scum! [when Duke encounters a mutant rat]"
"Should've stayed in the swamp! [after killing a mutant crocodile]"
"So many babes, so little time. [after rescuing a babe]"
"So much for the rat pack! [after killing a mutant rat]"
"So, who wants to dance? [after rescuing a babe]"
"Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards! [when a keycard is needed to open the door]"
"Something tells me this won't pass any safety inspections... [when riding a platform leading to exit door at E5L1]"
"Sometimes I even amaze myself. [when passing the light riddle at E5L2]"
"Son of a bitch! (after respawning, throwing & exploding 8 pipebombs, before encountering a mutant at E4L3, and when soda machines run out of energy drinks at E2L1 and E3L1)"
"Sorry, honey; I've got some ass kickin' to do first! [after saving a babe]"
"Squeal like a pig! [when Duke encounters a pig cop] (reference from Deliverence)"
"Stop eyeballin' me! [when Duke encounters a flying shooting camera]"
"Surprise, surprise, I need a keycard. [when a keycard is needed to open the door]"
"Take that, you dirty rat! [after killing a mutant rat]"
"The deeper I go, the worse this city smells! [after reaching farther parts of E4L1]"
"This is why I have games named after me! [after rescuing a babe]"
"Time for mutation-mutilation! [when G.L.O.P.P. ray is selected]"
"Time for a reboot! [when Duke encounters a robot]"
"Time to deliver max pain on the A-Train... now where'd I put that subway token? (A reference to the video games Max Payne and A-Train) [when starting E3L1]"
"Time to de-worm the Big Apple! [after door kick video sequence, player gets control over Duke]"
"This'll be a barrel of laughs! [when shotgun is selected]"
"This room is bugged. [when Duke encounters a mutant roach or fly]"
"This train is going nowhere fast. [when starting a subway ride at last parts of E3L3]"
"The queen must be around here somewhere… That bitch is gonna pay! [in the middle of E4L3]"
"What a pussy! [after killing a fembot]"