First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Chuck Hittinger as AJ"
"Katrina Bowden as Mia"
"Jay Harrington as Dr. Ron"
"Ali Corbin as Kara"
"Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler's Mom"
"Eugene Levy as Noah Levenstein, Jim's Dad"
"Natasha Lyonne as Jessica"
"John Cho as MILF Guy #2"
"Dania Ramirez as Selena"
"Mena Suvari as Heather"
"Eddie Kaye Thomas as Paul Finch"
"Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Levenstein"
"Chris Klein as Chris "Oz" Ostreicher"
"Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin Myers"
"Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein"
"Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!"
"Hey, Shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin."
"Tara Reid as Vicky Lathum"
"I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either."
"Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!"
"Don't mess with the class of '99, bitch!"
"[after punching Dr. Ron out] I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron."
"Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler"
"[repeated line] Oh, Finch's mom!"
"Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up."
"Bill Cobbs — Reginald"
"Brennan Elliott — Robert Fredericks"
"Anjali Jay — Shepseheret (Ahk's Mother)"
"Mickey Rooney — Gus"
"Rachael Harris — Madeline Phelps"
"Matt Frewer — Archibald Stanley"
"Crystal the Monkey — Dexter"
"Dick van Dyke — Cecil Fredericks"
"Patrick Gallagher — Attila"
"Mizuo Peck — Sacagawea"
"Brad Garrett — Voice of Moai Head"
"Andrea Martin — Rose (Archivist)"
"Rami Malek — Ahkmenrah"
"Rebel Wilson — Tilly"
"Skyler Gisondo — Nicky Daley"
"Ben Kingsley — Merenkahre (Ahk's Father)"
"Robin Williams — Teddy Roosevelt, Voice of the Garuda"
"Owen Wilson — Jedediah"
"Steve Coogan — Octavius"
"Ben Stiller — Larry Daley/Laa"
"I mean, get the degree, then take a break."
"Smile, my boy. It's sunrise."
"Ricky Gervais — Dr. McPhee"
"In Loving Memory of Mickey Rooney (1920–2014)"
"Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!"