"Don't mess with the class of '99, bitch!"

"[after punching Dr. Ron out] I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron."

"[repeated line] Oh, Finch's mom!"

"Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!"

"Hey, Shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin."

"I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either."

"Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein"

"Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Levenstein"

"Chris Klein as Chris "Oz" Ostreicher"

"Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!"